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Oh wow. They’re open to trading those contracts?
Giants Reportedly Open To Offers On Devers, Adames mlbtraderumors.com/2026/06/g…
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Hilariously, Cal is only 80K votes short of advancing to the final round of All-Star voting. Vote for Cal for the vibes I guess
Cal Raleigh will indeed return to the Mariners’ lineup on Tuesday, he tells @SeaTimesSports. He described the past month as “productive” and “eye-opening,” and he used the time away to reflect and refresh. Here’s what to expect from him coming back:
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Interesting senior who isnt just a money saver. Also, a Max Weiner product. Could be somebody to keep in the back of your mind.
Texas senior RHP Ruger Riojas facing elimination: 6 IP 6 H 2 ER 2 BB 7 K The 2026 No. 89 draft prospect kept Alabama at bay in the biggest start of his collegiate career 👏
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It’s time to end fan voting for the AS game. We suck at it. The Jays shouldn’t have 6 All Stars hahaha
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What bible verse will be written on hats to protest “forcing a lifestyle” on these players? Stay consistent
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MLB teams will wear special American flag jerseys on July 4th 😮🇺🇸
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The DNC ignoring the race they’re second most likely to flip… on brand
The DNC has removed Graham Platner’s Senate race from online advertisements. #MaineSenate
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Oh he’s crying? Lol it’s so beautiful
No means no. Eat shit bitch
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No means no. Eat shit bitch
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He was probably the best reliever in spring camp. Just completely lost the strike zone in Tacoma.
Source: RHP Yosver Zulueta was traded to the Chicago Cubs for a minor league player and cash considerations. Zulueta, 28, had been designated for assignment (DFA) a few days ago by the Seattle Mariners.
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Munoz has dealt with back issues in the past. Ugh
Updates from Dan Wilson… • Josh Naylor underwent X-rays that came back negative. • Andrés Muñoz exited with lower back tightness.
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IF Munoz is IL bound (we have no idea, he’s had issues in this type of weather before), I think you HAVE to consider moving Luis AND Hancock to the bullpen and call up Kade
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I’m not interested in hearing about the weather. I’m not interested in hearing about the schedule. Idc about the injuries. None of that excuses throwing the ball around the field, heaving BP fastballs over the middle of the plate and having terrible at bats against shit pitchers.
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These problems existed when they were healthier. They existed when they had weekly days off. When it was 65 with no humidity. Almost half way through the year and it’s still broken. Anybody in the clubhouse or on the staff interested in fixing it?
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The Mariners have packed it in on offense and Hancock is having his blowup start we were speculating about earlier this week. They rolled over and died the last two days. Happens a lot to Dan Wilson teams
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I’m pretty sure if you get clapped by Mikolas, somebody has to be fired.
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Walk Wood
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Julio with one of the most annoying 0-2 ever lol. Two missiles. Two outs.
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Boy do I have the guy for you
The Phillies will be desperately looking to acquire an outfielder at the trade deadline, per @BNightengale Seiya Suzuki and Jo Adell are on Philadelphia’s radar.
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Been waiting for the Hancock blowup start. He’s been flirting with trouble his last few times out. Hopefully he makes an adjustment quick
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The Mariners need to dig deep today. Yeah it’s been a brutal trip and it would be real easy to just kind of roll over and drag ass to the off day. Basically what they did yesterday. But good teams battle through it and win games they should. Find a way. Win a series.
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