Screenwriter. Film Critic. Avid bad movie watcher.
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Chum - Start of a dangerous trend, low budget horror using AI to save having to hire a VFX team. Garbage looking AI shark, everything feels soulless. Acting is lifeless, writing might as well be from ChatGPT. AVOID AT ALL COST!
#horror #moviereview #AI
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iron lung robloxrant style movie review. i think i might have the voice set too high.
#roblox #robloxrant #moviereview #ironlung #horror #markiplier
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Iron Lung - Does very little to explain the lore or what exactly is going on. With a runtime over 2 hours this thing drags and mostly bores. Why is he doing this? Why is this important? Why should we care? RENT.
#ironlung #moviereview #horror
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May 29
GET OVER HERE! It's time to read my FULL REVIEW for MORTAL KOMBAT 2!
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It took so long to post this review, I think it might be out on VOD already.
#mortalkombat2 #mortalkonmbat #MovieNews #moviereview
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May 29
Desert Warrior - Never seen such a strong start, reminding me of Road Warrior, then shits the bed, literally becoming the most boring parts of Avatar 3. Not to mention our lead vanishes from the film about halfway through. SKIP!
#moviereview #movie
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May 28
Mermaid - Not your mom's Splash. Mermaid here is grotesque, purposely so. Drug addict, socially awkward, deadbeat dad finds an injured mermaid, nursing it back to health, while making it his girlfriend. So yeah, this movie is awesome! SEE IT!
#horror
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May 21
Mother Mary - If you ever wondered what a lesbian love story about a ghost dress where everyone talked in metaphors would be like, well do I have a movie for you. If that isn't what you're looking for then SKIP!
#Horror #moviereviews #film #A24
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May 20
Lee Cronin's The Mummy - Extremely boring, typical Conjuring movie story beats, until the end where is just becomes Evil Dead, but even that couldn't save this. SKIP!!!
#horror #horrormovie #moviereview #themummy
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May 20
Buffet Infinity (2026) - Less a movie and more like an idea for a 10-minute short but somehow became over 90 minutes. I like the concept of an ever-expanding buffet, but this drags and gets old fast. RENT.
#moviereview #horror
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May 18
Faces of Death (2026) - Identical to the film American Sweatshop, where that film leaned more thriller, this is an all-out slasher. However, it wasn't nearly as graphic or gory as you'd expect with a film using this title. RENT.
#horror #moviereview
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May 18
Death Cycle - Director has a thing for killers in motorcycle helmets, marking this as his 3rd one. With a clear talent, film delivers on great kills/gore but lacks a budget and a strong script to support it. RENT.
#horror #moviereview #horrormovies
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Season 2 of Your Friends & Neighbors really knows what the fans want to see, less of the whole crime thing and more episodes dealing with his ex-wife's menopause.
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They Will Kill You - A gore filled blast, reminiscent of a Tarantino film but at his most extreme. Like if the focus was less on great dialogue but the over the top kills and fight scenes. Super fun watch, SEE IT!
#moviereview #horror #film #horrorfans
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Apr 20
I sent a pitch to Tubi last month since they were looking for horror scripts. After watching Hive, Tubi's attempt at horror, I officially rescind my pitch. Terrible movie. SKIP!
#horror #screenplay #tubi #Movieoffer #moviereview
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Apr 17
Undertone - Insanely boring with zero scares, like if they remade the first Paranormal Activity movie, but instead of watching it, you only hear it. Expect predictable loud noises and jump scare dream sequences. SKIP!
#horror #moviereview #undertone
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Thrash - Has a runtime that barely cracks an hour and 18 mins. Felt like a 2 hour movie was cut in half, with a completely disconnected story involving adopted kids. Wastes no time getting to the shark action, super gory with a bit of humor. RENT!
#thrash
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The Bride - Plot makes little sense, ghost of Mary Shelley possesses a woman just to get her killed. Film's feminist message is undercut by the fact it's about an insane woman who destroys a lonely man's life. SKIP!
#Horror #bride #moviereview
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Pizza Movie - One of if not the funniest movies of the year. Written and directed by ex SNL writers, this movie is hilarious, bonkers, sometimes absurd and gory. SEE IT!
#pizzamovie #moviereview #movie #comedy #hulu
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Crime 101 - For a movie called crime 101, there sure isn't much crime happening in this bloated over 2 1/2 hour snorefest. Wants to be Heat but doesn't shoot a gun more than 4 times. Does star 3 Marvel superheroes though! RENT.
#moviereview #movie
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Mar 29
The Mortuary Assistant - Complete garbage. Nonsensical plot, boring, no atmosphere. Nothing is scary, even leaving on a final shot of the demon just standing in broad daylight like this is meant to scare anyone! SKIP!
#HorrorMovie #horrorgame #moviereview
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