"If you don’t get caught, you deserve everything you steal.” — Daniel Nayeri If you can, I will be your lawyer 😎

This girl is offering N1 million to any woman who can convincingly explain to her how marriage benefits men Bro, I saw thousands of comments, and not more than 5 comments were from women. They all went mute. Not one feminist could explain it to her She deserves her flowers 🌺

If you d!e today, everyone putting you under unnecessary pressure will move on.

The Nigerian government has done something impressive. They have convinced millions of people that struggling to eat, struggling to pay rent and struggling to survive is a personal failure instead of an economic one. That's genius.

Complete 30 days now that children have been abandoned with kidnappers, extremely absurd and unacceptable. This govt is beyond Useless.... Don't be tired to lend your voices, we need them rescued ASAP !

You're 5 ft, why do you want to marry a 6 ft guy? You're broke and unemployed, why do you want to marry a man with a high income? You don't own a house, why do you want to marry a man who owns a house? You're setting standards you can't meet yourself.

Three years later, we can see that the monkeys that snatched the car key from the owner are still unable to drive it. The car is still where the owner left it.

Whatever you'll not take from a woman as a rich man, don't take it as a poor man. Let them not say money changed you. It is principle. A man is a man.

This skit go far!!! 😢🇳🇬

Once you're kidnapped and you have access to your phone, don't panic. Don't call the police. Go to twitter, insult the President, the and the Chief of Army Staff. Make sure you write their full names in the insult. Within 3 to 6 hours the Army and the police will locate you.

Realizing I have to teach my son that a girl can speak to you like this and still be lying 💔

JUST IN: Fulani kidnappers abducted two residents in Umuahia North and demanded millions in ransom. Instead of waiting helplessly, hundreds of local youths stormed the forests, surrounded the kidnappers, rescued the victims alive, and captured all six suspects. The victims are back home. The kidnappers are in police custody. A powerful reminder that courage and community can achieve what fear cannot. God bless Ndi Abia. But next time, send those monsters to heaven instead taking them to the police.

This is the dream!🥹❤️

She asked him why men don’t marry the woman they party and drink with. His answer was unbelievable. 😭💔😭😭😭 Do you think he was too brutal?

Even if I get 1 billion for account, I no fit place woman on allowance. I fit give you bulk money if you need am o, but say I go put you on allowance, God forbid.

normalize seeing a woman’s lack of effort as her lack of interest in you, regardless of what she tells you.

This might trigger yall. But if this was a thing alot of yall would get no niggas . 😩

Even the daughter of a billionaire is still working out during pregnancy to stay fit whereas the average pregnant Nigerian woman will eat everything available at anytime of the day and watch herself grow fat while doing nothing and will blame it on pregnancy. At the end of the day, what Temi Otedola proved is that pregnancy is natural and nothing complicated, and you can remain in good shape if you desire so. And any woman who ends up fat is just a lazy ass glutton.

“You Went To School, I Went To School. You Graduated, I Graduated. You’re Working, I’m Working. 7 Years After Graduation… You’re Meeting Me And You Want Me To Marry You, And You’re Asking Me If I Have a Car Or a House. So Tell Me… Why Don’t You Have a Car Or a House? We’ve Both Been Earning Salaries For The Past 7 Years. What Did You Do With Your Own Money? Make it, Make Sense.”

One of the most abused words in the Nigerian political propaganda space is ‘Ultra-modern’.

This is far better than clubbing and womanizing.