Sometimes nothin can be a real cool hand.

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Jimmy fucking Reid
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Home made bombs are regularly found under the cars of directors of the rangers football club here. Rangers fans get so upset they try to kill members of their own club. Really sad.
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Did make a Scottish friend for 10 minutes before he had to leave for the kilt walk for the Sox game, but he was telling me about the history of Scottish footy and he said, β€œScottish football thrives on hatred” and I love that.
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Gaethje getting brutalised by Alvarez, Poirier, & Holloway, to say nothing of the ungodly amounts of punishment he’s taken in the rest of his fights, & then coming back from a shellacking by a historic KO artist to become champion would appear to run contrary to your claim.
I'm dead serious Justin Gaethje ended Ilia Topuria's career tonight. You don't take that level of damage & come back the same from it. RIP Topuria's career
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What’s more American than a guy who was decrying the labour conditions of the UFC not a year ago licking the company boot on the White House lawn?
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Which begs the question, just how good is Max Holloway?

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I thought Poatan would win too πŸ˜‚
I don’t see how this matchup at this time results in anything other than the televised slaughter of Justin Gaethje at the hands of Ilia Topuria. We’ll find out how much I know directly.
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If Ilia can rip the body like he did in the last round and still come out the more tired of the two fighters, we may never see another MMA fighter go to the body again
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This is one of the finest rib roastings upon which my eyes have ever feasted. Gaethje’s midsection rn

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Round of the year? Round of the year.
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The way Ilia hooks off of collar ties is a thing of sublime beauty
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I don’t see how this matchup at this time results in anything other than the televised slaughter of Justin Gaethje at the hands of Ilia Topuria. We’ll find out how much I know directly.
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I don’t speak fluent Spanish or anything close to it, but I can sing every word to Cancion Del Mariachi verbatim like my life depends on it, because I’ve watched Desperado more times than any living human.

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Gane’s elbows on the ground in the finishing sequence are a great example of why I say strikes to the back of the head are functionally legal in MMA and people who say you can’t allow them or people will die are pearl clutchers who don’t live in reality.
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I hope this doesn’t read as saltiness btw, it was the first fight tonight that could’ve been stopped sooner, if it were reffed to the standard of the rest of the card Herb would’ve called it when he went down from the jab.
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I’m in the legalise everything camp, for two reasons, the first is that refs already miss egregious shit or let it go constantly, the second is that the rules in their current guise disproportionately favour grapplers. Also fuck advertisers, irdgaf if they want a β€œcleaner” sport.
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Say what you want about Cyril Gane, & believe me I have since he tapped to the weakest headlock in MMA history, but one thing you could never accuse him of is having a bad chin. Went the distance w/ the two biggest hitters to ever fight in the sport, dude has historical whiskers.
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Gane got him with a jab. For all his strengths Poatan has never dealt well with straight punches in MMA, as I said before he habitually pulls/leans back to defend strikes. If you play with fire, you’re going to get burned.
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Poatan is hilarious man, spends the entire round eating jabs because he’s doing the tall guy thing of leaning/pulling back in answer to everything, then lands his best shot of the round the first time he slips a punch with seconds on the clock
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No late stoppages tonight huh? Refs got the memo
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