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Mul Trist 🏴 retweeted
17 Nov 2024
My son found me crying in the kitchen, wrapped his arms around me and whispered, “Is it because of your hair?” Now I’m crying for two reasons.
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Mul Trist 🏴 retweeted
18 Oct 2024
I just learned the professional way to say "I told you so":
"This was identified early on as a likely outcome."
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Mul Trist 🏴 retweeted
1 Oct 2024
A tiny hedgehog by Helen Ahpornsiri, an artist who creates intricate collages using real leaves and flowers #WomensArt
#October1st #Autumn
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Mul Trist 🏴 retweeted
30 Sep 2024
Look at all these tomatoes!!! OH went out and gathered them from the greenhouse before the strong winds and rain this weekend…there are still more to ripen but I think this is the last big basketful…it’s been a wondrous harvest! #SmallBeautiesHour
ALT A basket filled with tomatoes, some still on the vine, some yellow, some red, some purple, some cherry, some plum, some little pear shaped. A wondrous mix of colour in a flat wicker basket
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Mul Trist 🏴 retweeted
11 Sep 2024
Donald Trump's 'Eating The Dogs' transcribed for trombone.
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Mul Trist 🏴 retweeted
11 Aug 2024
the way she just yells ‘STOP IT!’ in a drive by telling off to the two riding goats as she runs past on her way to rescue the other one - I can’t breathe
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Mul Trist 🏴 retweeted
7 Aug 2024
Seen en route to the football in Birmingham tonight
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Mul Trist 🏴 retweeted
25 May 2024
Yes Minister on bringing back national service
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Mul Trist 🏴 retweeted
22 May 2024
Rishi sunak announcing the general election.
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Mul Trist 🏴 retweeted
17 May 2024
Just been served the worst cup of tea not just of my life but since the advent of agriculture.
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Mul Trist 🏴 retweeted
12 May 2024
Ivy and Guinness.
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I bet she gets those beads caught in the spokes when she’s cycling home.
Rita Ora says she is wearing beads that "age back to the first and second century BC." She then notes that this means those beads are "older, I think, than anyone on this planet," which does seem likely.
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Mul Trist 🏴 retweeted
6 May 2024
Mîm y diwrnod, jyst oblegid.
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Mul Trist 🏴 retweeted
4 May 2024
Is there a safety margin? We think so, but we also think this is mostly to allow for road re-surfacing allowances.
Notice how bridge signs are always in 3 inch increments?
The advice is give yourself a good six inches.
Most men can't be trusted with that measurement.
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Mul Trist 🏴 retweeted
4 May 2024
'Mae 'na beryg fydd y gymuned fel 'da ni'n nabod hi yn diflannu.'
Mae rali yn cael ei chynnal yn nhref Blaenau Ffestiniog ddydd Sadwrn i alw am ddedf eiddo newydd yng Nghymru
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Mul Trist 🏴 retweeted
17 Apr 2024
Phase 5 of the Horizon Inquiry, in summary.
Jason Beer KC: Good morning, sir. Today Mr Stevens will be kicking Sir Alfred Bastard in the testicles until lunchtime. Then we have Lord Peter Memory-Lapse, whose testicles I shall be kicking myself.
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Mul Trist 🏴 retweeted
28 Mar 2024
Os ydy'r byd yn teimlo'n dywyll a does dim goleuni i'w weld, atgoffwch eich hun nad dyma yw eich enw chi.
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Mul Trist 🏴 retweeted
24 Mar 2024
Anastasia Trusova (Russia, b. 1989-)
Red Thread of the Sunset, 2022
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