a rando

Joined April 2009
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2 Feb 2023
They should have called long #covid, ForeverCovid21
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22 Dec 2022
🎶 It’s me, a pipe, I’m the problem I’m freezed 🎶
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11 Aug 2022
Sometimes I stop and think…sometimes.
23 Apr 2022
Sitting here giggling at the word tetanus.
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13 Apr 2022
Decided to lose my check mark on here. What should I say to get it banned you think?
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8 Apr 2022
Anyone remember when Four Loko original recipe was our biggest problem?
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28 Mar 2022
Will Smith’s at my door, should I open it? 😧
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4 Mar 2022
This is my monthly post to let you know that eventually, your butt will look like your mom's butt.
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6 Jan 2022
I’m at Target, where are the NFTs?
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8 Oct 2021
Honestly, the main thing I hate about being a milinial? Spelling it.
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5 Oct 2021
There are just humans up in space in a big metal thing just flying around the earth all day, right now, and we’re all just going about our day going to Kroger. WILD
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23 Sep 2021
Light travels faster than sound.. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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6 Sep 2021
You ever get chased by a police dog?
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5 Sep 2021
What do you need right now?
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10 Aug 2021
App idea. FakeBank. It’s just an app that looks like your bank balance but you can enter whatever to make yourself feel better about your life choices.
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Jason Cage retweeted
19 Jul 2021
hola ayoooo👀 Jason @CageShow 😬😁, Jason thank you for playing #BTS_Butter on your show @BTS_twt on @Mix965Houston, excuse me Jason would you please play again #Butter before 7pm? or #PermissiontoDance 😮 I am ready🔥🙇🏻‍♀️
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29 Jun 2021
Sitting in a dry bathtub watching TikToks.
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Jason Cage retweeted
13 Jun 2021
Us putting on a concert in our bedroom at 2 AM 🎤 ✨ @ShawnMendes | @nbcsnl
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