SAE Almuni Class of 97’, Hockey Lover, occasional domestic charge on Wife
Joined December 2023
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My job this summer is to pretend to be consumers and apply for policies to make sure it works. #blackie
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Something about a nice walk that just solves all problems (I’m white and live in a affluent neighborhood) #lank
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Went to the twins game last night and I told @thechosen1kc that he was going to the @Twins soon. First AB he cranks a HR to left. #now #culpepper
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I really gotta stop entertaining/talking to other girls. My gf is gonna find out and I’m gonna be choppedddddd
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Got beer league softball tn. First thing I’m gonna do is go @iAM_JoshJacobs on a softball #nukecity #assualt
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All I see here is all heart. Committed to the game. The best ball players only hit the ball 3/10 times.
Mid convo at the bar last night with this group of girls. Look at the hottest one and just go “ur so hot haha”. Man I love to drink haha
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I was for sure executed countless times
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Apparently this is something you shouldn’t ask your girlfriend??? #executed
I wonder what my future wife is doing right now
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Nothing better than drunk at the buddies bin ripping music videos max volume and his mom gonna cook fire breakfast tmrw #bang
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How do I go from an afters party in a warehouse at 4am to walking my dog in suburban neighborhood at 10am? #noticing @MartinGarrix
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Going 4 yrs strong. 22 bodies. No STDs. No children (that I know of). #lank
Anyone else never use a condom?
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Promised myself I wouldn’t do blow tn. #failed
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Girlfriend works both Friday night and Saturday night. #lfg #boysnight
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Let's hear some post-spring Gophers football record predictions. 👇👇👇
Minnesota will finish with a ___ - ___ in the 2026 regular season.
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