Satire/Parody. Now considerably cooler than all those plain old boring CSUs. Here to keep Humboldt honest and transparent with a small hit of light mockery.

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Press Release from the office of the President regarding the campus housing situation CalPolyHumboldt.com #calpolyhumboldt #learnbydoing

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Have you seen or done the survey yet? Seem just a little awkward to you? #calpolyhumboldt #cspuh #carl
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Makes sense. Beavers could work. Who cares what Oregon thinks. And what Beaver wouldn’t love a packed Redwood Bowl? #calpolyhumboldt #calpolyhumboldtBEAVERS #CSPUH #CPH #CarlTheBeaver
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Okay, it’s time to submit your new rebranded mascot suggestions! Remember to keep on-brand and think about our competition. #calpolyhumboldt carls! #GoCarlsGo! #GoFightCarl #Sasquatches #Beavers
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The existing housing market in Arcata will be sufficient. Move along. #calpolyhumboldt #arcata #cspuh #cph #carl
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“The reason that everybody likes planning is that nobody has to do anything.” – Jerry Brown #calpolyhumboldt #CSPUH #CPH #carl #saveluckylogger
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While at the same time calling alumni asking for donations. *literally happened while making this meme #calpolyhumboldt #CSPUH #Carl #CPH
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We aren’t allowed to pick the official #calpolyhumboldt acronym, but we’re gonna pick the official anagram.
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Q: How do I pronounce the University’s new (forbidden) acronym? Is it CisPuh? Cisp-UH! Sus-Pooh? CisPoo(comma)HUH!? A: Meet Gowron, our VP of alumni marketing here to demonstrate per guidelines and the glory of the CSU empire! #CSPUH #CPH #calpolyhumboldt
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