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The Calgorithm Cabinet would like to remind everybody that we had nothing to do with this stupid shit.
Jan 26
Gavin Newsom and the Democrat machine are STEALING our money to fund their fraud, waste, and corruption.
We are going to put a stop to it with CAL DOGE.
LOS ANGELES, STATE CONTROLLER’S OFFICE:
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17 Nov 2025
Yes you did, you magnificent son of a bitch!
17 Nov 2025
OH MY GOD WE DID IT
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This is how you fucking shit post. Hoo’s take notice
2 Nov 2025
Beige for the win
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Have you ever had to try to communicate someone that is spinning out of control to maybe not take stuff seriously?
Calgorithm Derangement Syndrome
(CDS) in live time.
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Some UVA fans are awesome. Be like this one, UVA fans
1 Nov 2025
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31 Oct 2025
Thank you very much for your feedback. I will pass this along to the other cabinet members and study this further. We will get back to you as soon as feasible. Do you require our toll free number for updates?
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Calgorithm Department of Labor retweeted
31 Oct 2025
Our diplomats are busy learning the Beige Culture of UVA to enhance and enrich our relationship with the Fanbase.
31 Oct 2025
Official: UVA fan base will be classified as “beige curtains.” Not good, not bad. Just there. Some funny-ish, some lame and there’s a guy that really wants to spank me. Outside of that, they’re pretty boring.
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31 Oct 2025
The Calgorithm Department of Labor does not ask permission to perform a service of assessing “vibe check” of opposing fan bases. It was a completely objective assessment.
On the positive side you guys aren’t really problematic (outside of the guy that threatened to spank us)
31 Oct 2025
We didn’t ask.
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31 Oct 2025
A 56 year old man saying this is so fucking hilarious. It can feed nations. SNAP crisis over…. They can snack on this guy’s thin skinned responses.
30 Oct 2025
What did I do? These dudes have been clowning us for days and they started it. I’ve said no lies
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31 Oct 2025
Official: UVA fan base will be classified as “beige curtains.” Not good, not bad. Just there. Some funny-ish, some lame and there’s a guy that really wants to spank me. Outside of that, they’re pretty boring.
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30 Oct 2025
Notice: do not try to correct UVA fan’s grammar, unless you want a hilarious thin skinned response… then please do so. This little treat gets it going
30 Oct 2025
FIFY: “older *than you”
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30 Oct 2025
Someone is tempting me with a good time for clout. How’d I miss this treat on that dating app?
30 Oct 2025
You probably should do just that. You’re probably 5’3 with ginger hair and bifocals my dude. Go get on your knees and beg for a job at google. I got kids older then you, I’ll put you over my knee and put belt to ass to your nerd. Carry your bitch ass on kiddo. Cut the jokes bro
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30 Oct 2025
First time interacting with a Cal fan from the Central Valley, I see.
30 Oct 2025
First Cal fan that isn’t offended by gay jokes 👍
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30 Oct 2025
We will get right on the “nerd ass IT shit” when you learn 2nd grade grammar. Thank you for the feedback though. In the mean time, please do not fall asleep with your tiki torch on. It is a fire hazard and that double wide will light up like a match.
30 Oct 2025
You literally have 88 followers and don’t show your face, don’t you have some nerd ass IT shit to learn
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30 Oct 2025
NOTICE: University of Virginia would like people to refer to their campus as “GROUNDS”. It is not to be mistaken with "GRINDR" and they do not like this joke.
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24 Oct 2025
Official: Va Tech fans will be classified as “cool as fuck” and as such, will be permitted to be supported on all weeks they are not playing the bears. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
23 Oct 2025
Guilty.
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24 Oct 2025
The bear will not quit, ever… but is allowed breaks in accordance with OSHA guidelines and local safety standards.
Also, all of the Calgorithm is allowed to leave work at 4pm to have time to get home and do their part and get home to support the Golden Bears!
24 Oct 2025
THE BEAR WILL NOT QUIT THE BEAR WILL NOT DIE!!
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22 Oct 2025
Due to this being cringe level 10… this is approved footage to use against any beaver fan in the work place.
20 Oct 2025
Credit To This Oregon State Reporter Who Maintained Composure As The Most Annoying College Kids On The Planet Yelled "67" Over And Over On A Live Broadcast barstoolsports.com/blog/3555…
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22 Oct 2025
Quick reminders in our match up vs the Hokies.. for the work place environment, no fowl humor.
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Calgorithm Department of Labor retweeted
1 Oct 2025
Cal and Duke fans both have burners… but their’s are burners because of the proximity to the burning cross.
1 Oct 2025
Yeah, a good deal of racist shit is actually pretty damn funny
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