professional farmer'er
Joined May 2014
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Callum retweeted
4 Dec 2016
Hate it when people say "I'm not a Christmas person". I bet even Hitler enjoyed Christmas you fucking fun sponge.
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Callum retweeted
14 Nov 2016
My friend has swallowed some Lego.
The doctors aren't too worried, but he's shitting bricks.
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Callum retweeted
7 Nov 2016
"Boss, I've got a probl-"
"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities"
"Oh, ok. I've got a serious drinking opportunity"
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Callum retweeted
5 Nov 2016
When you realise your outfit is shit.
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Callum retweeted
17 Oct 2016
Half time in the exec lounge is a good bit more lively than the game. 😳 🍻
#LFCvMUFC
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17 Oct 2016
The suspense after adding someone on Facebook n' not knowing if it will be on your timeline because your pals will be ready to fuck you up
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Callum retweeted
12 Oct 2016
Some skinny chav goes 'I'd take his head off bruv'. All I'm thinking is if the wind picks up its gunna take you off bruv.
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Callum retweeted
4 Oct 2016
When your birds on top and you're playing with her tits.
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21 Sep 2016
If someone could put on Twitter jacks little phone call from the 'kings Lynn' manger, that would be grand!
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