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Joined May 2012
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Apr 2
banks are telling their employees to fill the penny rolls to 47-49 cents instead of the promised 50 cents
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Mar 23
top five of the most disappointing things humans do, in god’s eyes, is doordashing a $13 drink
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Mar 12
#firsttimeinmylife at the Dollar Twenty Five Tree I overheard a woman say “I’d like to make a return”. #iknowtheysellshitformorethanadollartwentyfive #butstill
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Feb 27
you ever notice how old people can’t really move their toes or entire foot?
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Feb 20
canadian geese can keep dying for all i care, they’re weak. other than the 3 geese i chat with outside of work.
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Feb 8
prolly gonna be a lot of gambling commercials. they annoy me, it’s just everywhere now
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Feb 5
oh you want a simpler life? you tired of working for the man? have fun reading the bible everyday in a room with no lights on
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Feb 4
you might’ve tried milk with ice but have you tried water with a splash of milk?
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Feb 4
yeah we decided to move into a tiny home in a field in colorado with our five teenage children to save a little money UR KIDS R GOING TO HATE U
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Feb 3
today feels like its 70 degrees after it being 0 degrees for months
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Jan 27
Ray doesn’t have his phone so don’t expect any engaging tweets today
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