semi-professional unc | professional dumbass
Joined January 2020
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Settling debate with Mrs. Cal:
Best place to vacation?
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Beach
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City
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Mountains
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Stay at Home
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Me in 60 years
Una familia se reunió para ver el Mundial pero acabaron descubriendo que el abuelo tenía un montón de páginas porno guardadas en el televisor
JAJAJAJAJAJA
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#MutualMonday comment below and I’ll tell you how many times I think you’ve cranked hog in the past week
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Anybody using Snapchat above the age of 21 needs to rethink their life choices
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Puppy just puked and now my other dogs trying to eat the puke #retard
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This is why no one watches ESPN FC.
Cape Verde have had more possession than Arsenal did in the UCL final.
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"yo bro text me this message and ill post it, it'll bang views trust"
This is worse than getting the HR text from a girl you don’t even like
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Why do i have to work i just want to scroll the beev
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Shower thoughts
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Why can’t I just be unemployed so I can be a degenerate all day instead of having to contribute to society #fuck
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Calvin “Silent Cal” Coolidge retweeted
Anyone else staring at their ceiling? #sad #justcrankedhog
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Someone give me an argument on how a Culver’s Deluxe with Cheese Curds isn’t the greatest meal on planet earth
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Would’ve started hyperventilating if I were Dana
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My horny ass would’ve cummed 😂
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