Arsenal fanatic. Professional rival team investigator. Banter is free, tears are mandatory. โฝ๐ฅ
Joined October 2023
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Jun 9
Letโs be honest before the World Cup starts on Thursday:
โEngland will crash out in the Round of 16 ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
โFrance will lose to a random underdog ๐ซ๐ท
โCristiano Ronaldo is winning the Golden Boot ๐ต๐น
โBookmark this now.
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The most fragile ego on the internet. Took the truth way too personally! ๐ This block is officially my favorite trophy of the day. ๐๐ซ
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Arda Gรผler vs Australia
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No matter where the World Cup is held on earth, the Brazilian fans will casually turn up and transform it into Rio de Janeiro. The tournament has officially started ๐ง๐ท๐ง๐ท
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Bringing out the literal receipts! People really thought Paraguay was some easy walkover when they've been taking lunch money from the biggest giants in South America. Massive win ๐บ๐ธ
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The absolute discrepancy in pure aura sitting in the VIP section is generational. Who even allowed this seating arrangement ๐
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Jun 12
Fox Sports and ESPN executives are reading this statement in absolute tears right now. Theyโd split-screen an insurance commercial during a VAR check if they could. ๐ญ๐
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Jun 11
Mexican fans are unironically still paying off their 2018 generational debt to South Korea for knocking out Germany. This script is 8 years old, find a new script please ๐ญ
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Jun 11
Heโs crying tears of joy because he realized this is the only trophy he has a realistic chance of winning over the next 5 years now that heโs joined Tottenham ๐ญ๐
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Jun 9
The Premier League champions are the only ones playing real, elite football in 2026. International managers run tactical garbage that belongs in a museum. If your club's "stars" aren't coached by a top-tier system, they will look completely clueless and exposed by the weekend. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Jun 3
Mikel Arteta at 44 Alex Ferguson at 44
Community note
By age 44, Alex Ferguson had won 3 Scottish league titles, 4 Scottish Cups, 1 Scottish League Cup, 1 European Cup Winners' Cup, and 1 European Super Cup with Aberdeen. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Fergโฆ
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17 Dec 2025
WE ARE BEING HELD BY THE MILITARY AND POLICE AT A ROADBLOCK THEY MOUNTED IN A SWAMP IN AMUCU ALONG ARMURIA ROAD! WE WERE TRAVELLING TO HAVE OUR LAST RALLY OF THE DAY IN AMURIA DISTRICT BUT THEY ALSO MADE THAT IMPOSSIBLE. WE'RE NOT SAFE!
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2 Jul 2025
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4 Jul 2025
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5 Jul 2025
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