She/Her * 22 * Lazy artist drawing awesome stuff and not finishing projects (Sometimes NSFW / Suggestive) * Check me out on Newgrounds and Strawpage! โ™กโœฆ๐–ฃฏ

Joined October 2020
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updated my strawpage a little, send me stuff if you wanna (the calzoneserver discord is also on there, you can join if you're a mutual) calzonecave.straw.page
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Vinny can't handle the monkey sounds
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I saw this when I woke up and didn't see who it was replying to so for a second I just assumed Toby Fox was really into Tekken
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Bring Him Back.
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i've been crying laughing at this for the past 10 minutes
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Vampire Savior numbers right now:
Evo 2025 Numbers to Evo 2026 Numbers SF6: 4242-2414 (43.09%๐Ÿ“‰) T8: 2555-1354 (47%๐Ÿ“‰) GGST: 1514-912 (39.76%๐Ÿ“‰) GBVSR: 939-466 (50.37%๐Ÿ“‰) COTW: 1578-443 (71.92%๐Ÿ“‰) UNI2: 548-213 (61.13% ๐Ÿ“‰) BBCF: 249-248 (0.4% ๐Ÿ“‰) VF5: 213-112 (47.41% ๐Ÿ“‰) VSAV: 47-259 (451.06%๐Ÿ“ˆ)
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Heโ€™s been doing this since he was a kitten
Uni drools when he gets cuddly
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back again with more jewel date night dress doodles
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saw a tier list that put Mario 64 in B tier and it was so egregiously wrong I had to make my own to set things right in my head
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swap D tier and the New Super Mario Bros tier actually I just made the NSMB tier last minute because I have the same opinion on all of those games
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seeing the KH fandom actually active for the first time is pretty funny 'cause you've got a bunch of people arguing which 10/10 game is better and which one is irredeemably bad
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people arguing Kingdom Hearts 3 is horrible because the Terranort cutscene fight sucks meanwhile there's Devil May Cry fans who will earnestly try to convince you the reboot had some good parts in it. There's a point to be made here about good game privilege probably.
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Joel's reaction to the Chapter 5 announcement sounds like Toby Fox broke into his house to kill him ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Joel's reaction to the Chapter 5 announcement sounds like Toby Fox broke into his house to kill him ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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all these years later and Morrigan still gets a bigger spot on the poster than Leon and Chun-Li.... I'm so happy they still love her...
It's thanks to all of you that Capcom could deliver iconic characters, groundbreaking gameplay, and memorable experiences over the past 43 years. Thank you for your continued support!
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I love Mina the Hollower
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vaguely funny idea
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I imagine Toby breaking from his floorboards, and when the flower bloom sound effect plays, he pulls up a shotgun
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I got into Kingdom Hearts last year specifically because you can't find another game that plays and feels like it and it really wasn't hard at all. They're just good games!
The thing about Kingdom Hearts is that if you didn't get on the train in the 00's, then you simply are left behind. It is too corny to work without the context of operating in a world of myspace-era truthisms, and its thrills can be found in other franchises with less homework.
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