Mancunian. Writer of songs and words. Teach a bit. Play badminton badly.

Joined March 2012
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The Air-Fryer (taken from the forthcoming concept album about household kitchen appliances).
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Scrolling Through My Mother-F*cking Phone. *not available in any reputable record stores.
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England v Slovenia - the musical
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Countdown to the big game…
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No Rishi No Sky
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Vote Tory (The National Service Song)
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The opening number of my new musical, ‘North Korea censor Alan Titchmarsh’s trousers’. Should be in the West End next year.
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The Ballad of Blackpool Tower #blackpooltower
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He Broke My Necklace - Prince Harry and William - a brief but hard-hitting account of today’s bombshell news
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A musical response to PM Rishi Sunak’s plan to make all kids study Maths till they’re 18. Ps - thank god I’m a grown-up.
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Steve Canavan retweeted
A graph of walkie talkie use among children in the UK
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The England-France Blues (Bugger, It’s Happened Again)
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Very worried about which television channel Sunday’s game is on #itvenglandcurse
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Incredible how he can change height like that.
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Steve Canavan retweeted
20 Oct 2022
Stunning and devastating opening from Newsnight tonight. Harsh, yes. Media students (and current broadcast journalists!) take note: your edit is nothing without the right choice of music. And oh boy this is quite the choice.
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She Didn't Survive (Updated Version) #LizTrussPM
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Sums up the feeling of the British perfectly
German TV news on what is happening in British politics is amazing. No need to understand German, watch to the end x.com/ProMediaRes1/status/15…
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She Can't Survive, by me and Gloria Gaynor #liztruss
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An ode to Truss by the splendid Steve Canavan youtu.be/gHoNvOPRv7g

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Never been described as splendid before, but I’ll take it.
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