Obscure Wario Villian. Inventor of 7. CC. Scotsman. Game Dev. SG Art Team. 1# MSCHF FAN. Art Bootlegger. Sorta VA. Buy W:MoD for NDS. Join the Discord!
Joined February 2017
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Not letting your bank card out of your sight is just called good security, sorry yank
Jun 12
I know this is me being deeply american but I find paying with a little machine at the table SO gauche lol. like I genuinely dislike it
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last bit is killing me, "and don't forget you gotta write good or we'll get your ass"
Jun 12
It's simple, really. Just don't be racist. Don't be pedophilic. Don't be a mysoginist. Don't run away from controversy when being called out. Don't be dismissive towards your fanbase, especially your PoC fans. Actually give all of your characters the development they need
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Aye cause tickets are more than the flight and the orange wotsit won’t let half the world in
Jun 12
Europeans always try to say Soccer is more popular than American sports and their fans are more passionate, but as you can see they aren’t even willing to travel for the “biggest tournament in the world”
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Circumstances necessitated that I personally undertake the vocal rendition of this communiqué
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boss: what is the problem
coworker: [pointing to me] that guy stole my thesaurus
me: he peddles falsehoods
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nice argument. unfortunately I have already depicted you as the wildly ricocheting seething american cop, and me as the serenely and peacefully descending scottish piper
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I'm loving all the videos 😂🏴
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vampire mia fey: 😦
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THIS IS SO FUCKING RAW HOW DO YOU ONLY HAVE 70 FOLLOWERS
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There are quite a few playable characters in this mode, both new and old, so I hope you look forward to seeing them all once the full update releases!
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Do you hear the angels whisper bellowing from the dark?
If you do you must speed up till the tracks light up with sparks!
I was the brightest, brand new star on the light blue sky but the earth pulled me down, 'cause my dreams were a bit too high.
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These might not be the right lyrics to steamton's railway to heaven but I have zero clue where you could even FIND the lyrics for it lol
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3 Jun 2025
AS A [Commemorative Ring] I GIVE YOU THE SAME [Slop] I ALREADY FED YOU [[$3.99]] YEARS AGO!
[[Designed By The Classics You've Come To Expect! (C) 2022]]
[[New Presentation! Same Taste You Love!]]
Spamtons from A to Z.
(#deltarunetomorrow #Deltarunejune4th #spamton )
23 Sep 2022
ARE YOU WATCHING, [ Heaven ]!? IT'S TIME FOR SPAMTON'S [ Comeback Special ]!
From O to Z
(#deltarunefanart #spamton #SPAMTONSWEEPSTAKES)
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Does anyone notice that when I do alternate pieces my watermark's eye changes into the Epsilon like how smash does with echo fighters or is that just a dumb detail I do for no reason
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Jun 11
But Conker’s Bad Fur Day released in 2001…
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Every time I hear about the solid snake method, I know what it is, I know that its what OP posted, but my brain thinks that it's doing this instead:
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