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Bought the Washington Post but still can't buy a spine.
World Premiere: Bezos on a Booster Seat - Official Music Video
Bezos had the rocket.
Bezos had the paper.
Bezos had the money.
Trump had America’s checkbook.
The files stayed locked.
And the richest man in the room still begged for a booster seat.
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He can buy the Washington Post but still can’t buy a backbone.
World Premiere: Bezos on a Booster Seat - Official Music Video
Bezos had the rocket.
Bezos had the paper.
Bezos had the money.
Trump had America’s checkbook.
The files stayed locked.
And the richest man in the room still begged for a booster seat.
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Capital Tabloid retweeted
World Premiere: Bezos on a Booster Seat - Official Music Video
Bezos had the rocket.
Bezos had the paper.
Bezos had the money.
Trump had America’s checkbook.
The files stayed locked.
And the richest man in the room still begged for a booster seat.
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World Premiere: Bezos on a Booster Seat - Official Music Video
Bezos had the rocket.
Bezos had the paper.
Bezos had the money.
Trump had America’s checkbook.
The files stayed locked.
And the richest man in the room still begged for a booster seat.
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Just like all my tracks and videos, they are all rooted in actual events and facts.
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It gets worse.
Bezos on a Booster Seat is only the first track.
The full Epstein Class album is now streaming on all music platforms: link.me/capitaltabloid
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These fucking PDF files won’t be laughing on June 3.
The Epstein Class drops June 3.
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I swear these mother fucking PDF files aren’t going to know what the fuck hit them on June 3.
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Capital Tabloid retweeted
Apr 19
Stripped it down to the truth.
JD Vance, Thiel’s yes man. LEGO edition.
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May 30
The Epstein Class goes after the people orbiting money, media, courts, donors, and protected power, then acting shocked when the receipts show up.
capitaltabloid.carrd.co/
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May 27
Ken Paxton - Part 2: The @TexasGOP just keeps giving in 2026!
Some scandals need subpoenas.
This one had burner phones, fake prayers, and aides running to the PDF Files Protectors.
Laura Loomer brought the pillowcase. Trump brought the blue hands. James Talarico gets the receipts.
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May 27
Hard to claim clean hands when your aides are speed-walking boxes to the feds.
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May 26
Ken Paxton’s impeachment was sex scandal with a state seal on it.
This one didn’t need a subpoena, it needed a room key.
Angela in the corner. Laura Loomer in a pillowcase. Trump with the blue hands. Ken smiling like the victim.
Talarico can save the oppo budget.
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May 26
Room service said the cover-up needed extra pillowcases.
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Capital Tabloid retweeted
May 26
Impeached by the Texas GOP? Who gives a fuck, right!???! 😂😂😂
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Trump picking a crook who loves hookers in pillowcases over Senator John Cornyn after Cornyn voted with him 99% of the time is ALMOST too fucking glorious to watch.
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