Equal Opportunity Musical Political Satire. When news breaks...find out exactly what rhymes with it!

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We miss being with you @ClaytonOpera! Hope everybody is doing well.
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Capitol Steps retweeted
Mark Russell allows himself the briefest of smiles, and slowly crosses off another name on his yellowed, handwritten list.
News from Capitol Steps HQ....
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After pardoning a turkey named Corn, President Trump then added, "Okay...now you do me."
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Hallelujah, it's finally over!!!! Congratulations to.....wait....what? Oh.....never mind.
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Peace in the Middle East? You know what that means.....
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This is very funny! And, therefore, we are jealous....
15 Sep 2020
I made a cameo in my friends' new video! @habragg @MeredithBragg
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Joe Biden is bound to lose support in the LGBTQ community if he continues to wear a white mask after Labor Day. #FashionFauxPas
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Nancy Pelosi violated California restrictions by having her hair done in a closed salon. Meanwhile, across the pond, Boris Johnson may have violated London restrictions by having his hair done by a toddler with pointy scissors on a roller coaster during a lightning storm.
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Steve Bannon has been arrested on fraud & money laundering charges. When asked how they know he committed fraud, investigators replied, "because he's a POLITICAL FUNDRAISER!" #Charlatans #SnakeOilSalesman #Grifters
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"At the end of the day, that dame just had the best smelling hair. And that's no malarkey." - Joe Biden when asked what tipped the scales for Kamala Harris.
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We look forward to seeing your audition tape! Perhaps a rousing duet with @exjon?
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We look forward to the resumption of our public shows at @ReaganITCDC when this is all over. But in the meantime, we encourage everybody to take it easy when cutting their own hair at home.
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We're committed to the safety of our cast & audience. But couldn’t you use a good laugh about now? That's why the Steps have launched our curbside satire service. It’s fun, easy & shockingly expensive. Simply download the app. Out friendly comedians & writers are standing by!
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Capitol Steps retweeted
24 Mar 2020
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious with some #coronavirus inspired lyrics!
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President Trump just announced new high-tech mask will greatly reduced the spread of the #CoronavirusOutbreak. It fits right over his mouth.....
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