Dearest mother —
I am sure news has reached you about our loss to the angered Leprechaun unit.
Thus, this campaign is complete. I am filled with pride. The men fought hard for months on end, and I am sure the unit’s success will grow exponentially in campaigns to come.
As for me, I returned to the battlefield - and it was glorious. It’s truly where I belong.
That said: tell the hogs, chickens and cows I shall be there for Christmas, so they best start decorating the house and start practicing their carols. I love you. See you soon.
— Andrew