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A rumored appearance from Supreme Commander Featherton during Captain Cosmo's match?!

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Fever 6.08 Preview: The first stop on our Carolina Tour gcwwrestling.boards.net/thre…
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Captain Cosmo knew it! The evil Earth interviewer, Yo Joe confirmed it! Jack Griffith is Supreme Commander Featherton and he cost Captain Cosmo the Fever Championship!

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Fever 6.07 2 championship matches Evil reporters Emus AND MORE! gcwwrestling.boards.net/thre…
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Also! Of course referee Shawn Pack would oppose Captain Cosmo! Look at his name?! Pack?! That is dangerously close to the word 'peck'! And what do emus do?! They peck!

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The dastardly Emu Federation is trying to besmirch the good name of Captain Cosmo! But do not fear Earth friends, tune in next Livewire to see the continuation of Captain Cosmo vs. Jack Griffith in Cosmic Court!
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Huge news, Earth friends! Due to the massive success of last years "The Adventures of Captain Cosmo" television show, Captain Cosmo's good friend Steven Spielberg is directing a movie on it!
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Cosmo Fact: Captain Cosmo's good friend, Marshal Mathers a.k.a M&M smashed a record by squeezing 225 words into one 30 second segment from the song "Godzilla" which is a whopping 7.5 words per second! And Captain Cosmo taught him how to do it!
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Captain Cosmo awoke today to discover that Jack Griffins is suing him! Good luck finding enough Sue's to sue Captain Cosmo! Captain Cosmo shall see you in Moon Court, Jack Griffins! And like all famous people do these days, it shall be televised!
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Captain Cosmo would like to know why friend @DenzelPorter4 has yet to invite him to an interview after his historic and heroic victory at GCW Resurrection in the first and only most iconic and gruelling Loser Leaves Earth match in wrestling history!

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Clearly the GCW suit wearing humans were so amazed by Captain Cosmo's iconic and heroic victory at Resurrection that they have entrusted Captain Cosmo to put an end to the long, evil reign of the one they call SIN! Captain Cosmo accepts this battle! DON'T TRUST EMUS!

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Captain Cosmo was victorious in what has been considered the most gruelling and most career altering match in Resurrection history! Captain Cosmo did this for Earth! Captain Cosmo did this for the humans! Captain Cosmo did this for the Cosmic Pug! DON'T TRUST EMUS!

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Captain Cosmo dazzled on the fancy carpet of redness! And everyone must thank the very wealthy, very generous rocket loving man with much hair, Jack Griffith for his contribution!
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Also, Captain Cosmo has the perfect suit for tomorrow's @gcw_wrestling carpet of redness event!
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In an unprecedented landslide victory after receiving 1,000 votes, the humans have spoken! They believe Captain Cosmo shall defeat Supreme Commander Featherton in the Loser Leaves Earth match at @gcw_wrestling Resurrection!
It would seem as though the human controlling the @gcw_wrestling XSpace forgot about one of the Resurrection matches! But never fear! Who will win the Loser Leaves Earth match where the only way to win is to blast your opponent into the Sun in a rocket!
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Captain Cosmo shall reign supreme over the dastardly Emu Federation at Resurrection! DON'T TRUST EMUS!

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It would seem as though the human controlling the @gcw_wrestling XSpace forgot about one of the Resurrection matches! But never fear! Who will win the Loser Leaves Earth match where the only way to win is to blast your opponent into the Sun in a rocket!
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Also, spend your human gold, silver, copper and biaxially oriented polypropylene on Captain Cosmo's new @gcw_wrestling shirt! All proceeds will go to helping Captain Cosmo find the Cosmic Pug! DON'T TRUST EMUS!
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Captain Cosmo may not have defeated the Angry Murder Bear, but his quest to find the Cosmic Pug continues! Now Captain Cosmo prepares for the ultimate test at Resurrection! A Loser Leaves Earth match against Supreme Commander Featherton, leader of the dastardly Emu Federation!
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Wonderful! Captain Cosmo's package from the International Space Station has arrived! And it only took 12 years, 4 months, 27 days, 15 hours, 33 minutes and 40 seconds to arrive! Now that is premium service! Feast your eyes humans! On the Cosmic Pug Detector!
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Ah yes, friends! Make sure to tune into April 25th's edition of Fever! It will truly be the greatest episode of Fever of all time as it marks Captain Cosmo's highly anticipated GCW debut! Watch as Captain Cosmo destroys the Angry Murder Bear, @KillianOliver95!

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Captain Cosmo wishes all of his human friends a happy bunny worship day! Captain Cosmo is still unsure why you humans worship the long eared, furry beast but nevertheless, he is glad you do not worship the dastardly emus!
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