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“Music was originally discreet, seamless, simple, masculine, and of good morals. Have not the moderns rendered it lascivious beyond measure?” — Jacobus of Liége, ca. 1300
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Oblivious is nothing new.
Oblivious over a photo op? That’s new.
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Man he looks bad.
President Donald Trump on Tuesday (16 June) attempted to deflect questions about the content of his purported deal to end his war with Iran by promising to read the text of the deal to journalists “in a couple of days.”
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Is there any reason whatsoever why it matters, though?
This is a stunning reversal.
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What the fuck does this even mean?
That’s the K talking, Leonardo. Go chew your mouthpiece for awhile and come back to your phone once you’ve come down a spell.
It is humbling to consider that if we harness just 1 millionth of the Sun’s power for AI, that will be much more than a million times the intelligence of all of humanity
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Jun 15
Aww. Grampa fell asleep at his birthday cage match.
Jun 15
Trump fell asleep at UFC Freedom 250 on the White House lawn, his 80th birthday event.
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Jun 14
It was 4-0. Why are we hanging this on Sánchez? He could have pitched a one-run CG and they’d have still lost.
Cristopher Sánchez’s weeks-long run of outstanding pitching came to an end in a 4-0 loss to the Brewers at American Family Field.
More coming from Jim Salisbury:
nbcsportsphiladelphia.com/ml…
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Jun 14
He wants a deal on his birthday so damn bad.
Jun 14
Trump trying to pay off Iran to not attack Israel:
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Jun 14
Nah. No way Iran gives him a big win on his birthday. They’re setting him up for an embarrassment.
Jun 13
"The Deal is scheduled to get signed tomorrow, and immediately after it is signed, the Hormuz Strait is OPEN TO ALL." - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸
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Jun 13
Of course he’s saying that.
It’ll never happen.
There’s no way Iran will let him have that big a win on his birthday. They’re stringing him along again, to make him look weak and stupid, again.
BREAKING: Trump says a deal with Iran is scheduled to be signed tomorrow.
“Immediately after it is signed, the Hormuz Strait is OPEN TO ALL.”
The president says the agreement will permanently prevent Iran from obtaining a nuclear weapon and described it as the exact opposite of the Obama-era nuclear deal.
Trump also said no money will exchange hands under the agreement and warned that if the process falls apart, the U.S. has “the ultimate alternative.”
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Jun 13
SHOW IT TO ME ALREADY
Kennedy Center says it has fully removed Trump's name from its building. cnn.it/4xqbIYD
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Jun 13
SHOW IT TO ME ALREADY
BREAKING: Kennedy Center tells judge that all references to President Donald Trump have been removed from its building and website. nbcnews.com/politics/donald-…
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Jun 13
Until gambling is fully excised from the fiscal and cultural infrastructure of pro sports, I will never fully believe that a bad call is just a bad call and some friend of a cousin of a brother-in-law of an umpire didn’t just hit big on some cleverly concealed parlay.
Jun 13
Umpire decides the most routine play is actually illegal, a breakdown throwback
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Jun 13
Shameful. Shame on him and anybody who admires him for it. Shame, in short, on those utterly incapable of shame.
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Jun 13
ALL I CARE ABOUT IS THAT IT GETS DONE AND DONE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
Jun 13
When Trump's name was put on the Kennedy Center in mid-December 2025—an action all involved knew was illegal—they used scissor lifts and did the whole job in 2-3 hours. But somehow—huh!—taking the name down is the most arduous, old-school-scaffolding, head-scratching task *ever*.
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Jun 13
Man, I thought the @Phillies were throwing Painter to the wolves, but Misiorowski was so unbelievably dominant nobody even noticed Painter’s mediocrity.
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Jun 12
The “enemy” was minding their own business when you invaded them and just wants you to go the hell home and leave their territory alone.
Jun 12
Putin: The enemy will not succeed in dividing Russian society and inflicting the damage to the economy that they are counting on
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Jun 12
A trillion is a million millions. Think of that. To count each million you had, at one second per million, it would take 11 days, 13 hours, 46 minutes, and 40 seconds.
SpaceX IPO makes Elon Musk the world's first trillionaire reut.rs/4e0QAAE reut.rs/4e0QAAE
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Jun 11
Wow. Shocker.
Jun 11
NEW: An informed source says Iran has not approved any draft agreement or initial memorandum with the U.S., contradicting Trump’s claim that Iran agreed to a finalized text.
Source: Fars
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Jun 11
Or maybe discussions with the highest levels of American military leadership told him that announcing his attacks would lead to catastrophe, so now he’s pretending there’s progress in peace talks so he can save face.
BREAKING: President Trump announces he is cancelling planned strikes and bombings on Iran.
The move comes as the president says discussions with the "highest level of Iranian leadership" have taken a positive turn, and that "final points have been, in both concept and great detail, approved by all parties involved."
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