You seem to be missing the point, and the mouthy cunt whose thread this is blocked me, so let me be blunt. If that abomination is our “cuisine” then, by the same logic, this is yours and you don’t get to talk shit to anyone.

Hey Americans… Ooga booga booga

Very on-brand for the Nonce Party

When they get all snobby about our food, remember that the UK has three times more Michelin star restaurants per capita than them, and they eat this.

Is anyone else’s feed being swamped by Americans reacting to a cheese roll with the rage and confusion reminiscent of ancient tribespeople discovering fire for the first time?

Fuck me, the Swiss are shit. Almost like they didn’t want to score

Leftists are crabs in a bucket, being fed and coached by other crabs who have already escaped the bucket.

I don’t like seeing Belfast on fire. Nobody does. But if politicians are looking for somebody to blame, they should look in the mirror. It’s not Elon Musk or social media. It’s politicians that have betrayed voters time and again.

Keir Starmer is the most hated Prime Minister in my lifetime. The biggest weasel EVER to get into number 10. Sooner he’s gone the better.

“Oh ‘ey up. It’s me Andy Burnham. I’m a proper northerner just like yous. I like pints, the footy and next week I’ll be eating chips and gravy on’t cobbles on me way to workin’ in’t pit.” Such fake cynical pandering.

No wonder Hampshire police did all they could to cover this up. They look completely compromised and partial. We may as well have an enemy nation policing our streets.

People are outraged because the way that Henry Nowak died was outrageous. The reason this feculent, quasi-humanoid pork liqueur isn’t outraged is because his entire career depends on justifying animus and cruelty towards the demographic Henry belonged to.

With their complicity in the rape gangs and the damning footage of how they treated Henry Nowak, you can only draw one conclusion. If you’re white, the police institutionally see you as more guilty perpetrators and more deserving of victimhood. It’s institutional racism.

RW’s falling over themselves to say how disapprove of Hasan Piker but it’s wrong to ban him. Yeah, in principle it’s wrong. But in practise, far leftists will smugwank over any misfortune of their opponents, up to and including murder. So, in the interest of nuance, fuck them.

The panel show format just needs to go away now. They’ve devolved into upper middle class Lib Dem dinner parties with canned laughter. “I’ll bet Farage has never even read Anna Karenina hohoho” “Well he might because it is Russian hohoho”

A thought experiment. A white British boy is found guilty of stabbing to death a black British boy. The police handcuff the black British boy when he is bleeding out and dying. They refuse to try & save his life. His last words are: “I can’t breathe”. The police later issue a weak apology. But no heads roll. Nobody is sacked. The police body cam footage is not released. Now ask yourself: What would Keir Starmer, Yvette Cooper, Sadiq Khan, Jess Phillips and countless other MPs and celebrities be doing right now? We know exactly what they would be doing. They would be protesting. Marching. Screaming. Demanding the footage be released. And dropping one video and statement after another on social media. Now have a look around at what they are all doing about the Henry Nowak case. And that is exactly why millions of British people talk about “two-tier Britain”.

Yeah, obviously true because someone on the internet said so. We also have little yeomen and pikemen walking around every neighbourhood with measuring calipers to check on us. If they find any non-compliance, they fuck and eat your pet. All purely for the sake of petty tyranny.

Someone took a picture of a window with a child lock on it and now Americans think we have a law against opening windows. It makes sense when you remember that 8% of them think chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

Every fucking heatwave without fail