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blonde on a boat @CaptainQueen_

no one is more dedicated with less followers.

Joined September 2012
  • Tweets 3,756
  • Following 257
  • Followers 102
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Tweet tweet. This thing still work? “Post this online” lol
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Could use a screen cleaner
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drink service is slow AF back here, but ill take it over chatting / sitting near strangers.
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my new move is booking a seat towards the very back of the plane 3/3 on not a person in sight
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Joey is a saint. but also, which one of you is trying to sell me a 2014 Subaru for 8k
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cbc journalist sliding into my LinkedIn DMs. Bro, only my grandma calls me Amanda. And no, it wasn’t me.
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thinking about getting surround sound years old. #canthear
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Excuse me while I mull over shades of white paint for the next few days. Late 30’s are a trip.
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I found my passport… that is all.
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#babysitter
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new pick up line at starbucks: “congratulations on athlete of the year”…. me: ummmm him: yeah your daughter won, no? can i get your number. me: half homeless looking. No.
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ok also - should note my kid is absolutely not athlete of the year
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the annual lice is present at your child’s school announcement email just went out cute
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👯‍♀️
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lamb chop garden sesh, what more could a girl want (the trek this lamb made on saturday through DT bars to here, needs to be mentioned)
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happy birthday me
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excuse me, I need to go be onboarded on my new client BJ’s. what did i do wrong in a past life?
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thoughts on ripping out a dangly kid tooth while they sleep? didnt try last night but maybe tonight is the night.
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who’s going to tell my neighbour my name is not Amanda.
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make low fat sour cream extinct
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