he/him, human by birth, gamer by choice (PS4, Xbox one, TTRPGs). I read books with real pages. favorite smells are wet dog and fresh rain on dry dirt 🇺🇲🦅✝
Joined March 2019
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Captain Rail retweeted
15 Jan 2025
We're celebrating the 30th anniversary of Star Trek: Voyager with free gifts for all Captains on PC. Claim the T6 Long Range Science Vessel and more this week! 🙌
👉 playstartrekonline.com/en/ne…
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Captain Rail retweeted
15 Jan 2025
Sometimes you find DnD inspiration in melting snow in your back yard…
#dnd
ALT Melting snow on grass
ALT Fantasy map
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Captain Rail retweeted
31 Dec 2024
Hottest ticket in town! Happy New Year’s Eve! 🎇
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Captain Rail retweeted
29 Dec 2024
I am Dungeon Master…
ALT DM Tip from an 8 year old: A dungeon Master is not supposed to fight against the players. They are a guide in the realm of Dungeons & Dragons.
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Captain Rail retweeted
20 Nov 2024
Good news, Captains on #Xbox and #PlayStation: The Lower Decks inspired cosmetic items, the Vulcan Visor and the Vulcan Bob Hairdo, can now be claimed for free in the Promotions Tab of the Zen Store until December 3rd! 🎁
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12 Nov 2024
#dnd5e #ttrpgcommunity my dumb bugs bunny brain was in fill control tonight....pic is a screenshot of my post in a discord chat.
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29 Oct 2024
Our DM stopped breathing at one point from laughing so hard. My shenanigans included jumping out of a submarine window (that was on the water's surface), befriending a druid/seahorse, baking a wild magic apple pie, inventing liquid meth (to poison a bad guy...to be named later)..
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29 Oct 2024
jumping out of a tavern window... again yelling "I'm fishman"
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17 Sep 2024
#DnD #TTRPGs
My favorite moment from last night's DND game.
(Me) Bard: "(@Wizards_DnD) wizards of the coast messed up when they they taught me this spell. (Evil laugh)" Casts conjure animal. Or as my party now calls it. Swarm of pteranodons
Beholder: "shit!"
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17 Sep 2024
The party: beatboxes battle of Britain music.
Me out of character: making WW2 airplane noises for the pteranodons
Beholder: all the eye rays
Munk out of character: makes 1950s ray gun sound.
The party trying not to die
Me casts second wave of pteranodons.
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17 Sep 2024
....we won because....
Munk punches the beholder to death.
Beholder's boss, Satan: "LoL, I hate you all and I'm going to enjoy killing you. Bye!"
.... conjure animal let's you summon 8 creatures that are cr 1/4 which pteranodons are.... know you monster manual as a player.
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21 Aug 2024
#DND
In my DND game's last session I cast conjure animal. Summoning 8 weasels. Then for my bonus action I gave one dragon's breath. Followed by handing out torture tools to all of them so we could pick locks, free prisoners and cause chaos...
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21 Aug 2024
A bad guy in power armor caught us. I told my weasels to get him. He didn't survive long.....The rest of the party was there too. But, we were laughing to hard for me to remember their contributions to the fight.
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Captain Rail retweeted
21 Jul 2024
Optimize your character for fun!
#dnd
ALT DnD tip from a 7 year old: you will remember the parts of the game where you laugh and snort more than the parts where you do a lot of damage.
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22 Jul 2024
As a DM I let my players know I take bribes for legendary loot and mounts....and any of their hair brained ideas.
22 Jul 2024
It is good to keep your players informed.
#dnd
ALT DM Tip from a 7 year old: Make sure your players know what your favorite snacks are.
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