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CaptainSparklez @CaptainSparklez

My tweets represent the collective opinions of every major company ever. My board game - fablefury.com/

Joined June 2010
  • Tweets 13,376
  • Following 346
  • Followers 3,563,748
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Small man, big gate
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World's best beta tester
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If any billionaires are reading this, I have an original Minecon cape in mint condition, can't even tell it's been worn
Dexerto
@Dexerto
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TwitchCon 2026 exclusive Minecraft Crafter Cape codes are already selling for $500 to over $1,000 on eBay In-person attendees have to partake in a multi-step Minecraft-themed quest to obtain a code
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I can't believe YouTube is demonetizing my GeoGuessr videos
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Went to Japan
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Watch that step @X33N
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The Dow may no longer be over 50,000, but at least in the next few days the cost of a barrel of oil will be
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Twitter is great now because it’s an algorithmically sorted feed of day old AI generated videos with 20 top replies asking grok “is this real”. News and critical thinking are bad so this is beneficial to society
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Yummy lava
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Do you have fond memories
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old.mp4
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Hello everybody, did you know that because it's my birthday week and definitely not just a coincidence, @LogitechG is having a big sale on Astro headsets? Including $40 off the A50 headset I'm wearing here :D logi.gg/AMZBrandWeekCS #LogitechGPartner
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Oh no I have turned very old
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Guys it is Superb Owl Sunday
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Thanks to everyone who watched and participated in yesterday's cake battle against @FalseSymmetry! Much cake was eaten, and much milk was drank thanks to our sponsor, @GonnaNeedMilk #ad
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We are live right now with the @gonnaneedmilk cake battle, facing off against @FalseSymmetry. Come watch me drink milk and build a cake twitch.tv/captainsparklez #ad
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For the past month, BlameDec & Co have been working on a custom, milk inspired cake battle game, and next Tuesday and Wednesday at 11am PT I will be facing off against @falsesymmetry to see who can build and defend their cake best. See you on Twitch! @GonnaNeedMilk #ad
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We do be gaming again youtube.com/watch?v=pjORAn-o…
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merry chrimbus I hope you didn't get coal but if you did at least you can smelt things with it
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Code captainsparklez is a thing that exists
Hytale
@Hytale
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Pre-purchases are now AVAILABLE! store.hytale.com/
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