Living behind the Gammon Curtain. Industrial scale snark with the occasional post about the EU, customs and borders. Really, really hates racists.
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7 Feb 2023
Brexiters, if you can't understand why the EU won't let you send goods unchecked into their territory let me explain it to you in simple terms:
A question: would you buy a car, sight unseen, from someone you didn't know? I'm assuming you aren't completely stupid, so I'll say no.
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The debate between the US and the UK about the availability of quality produce and fresh ingredients is all quite sweet, until you see this chart about percentage of ultra processed food consumed, and you realise its all bullshit.
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To the young lady driving up the down ramp in Twickenham Waitrose car park this afternoon: bloody good job one of us had our wits about us, eh?
Nearly had a heart attack though.
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I've seen this movie. At this point the massive Russian comes out and beats Apollo Creed to death.
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One thing that absolutely fascinates me is wear patterns on stone tools. The blue ring shows rubbing from the middle finger and the red from the index finger placement. A signature from 15,000 years ago.
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Always a good day when you combine a bicycle ride with finding a good example of a stone tool. And this is an excellent example.
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Look America. We understand you have fragile egos and an inferiority complex bigger than the Grand Canyon. But there's no need to air it in public.
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Fair play to her. She's playing the needy septics beautifully.
Jun 13
I need to apologise to America because I judged you on stereotypes.
This country is genuinely beautiful.
The people are lovely, the roads are insane and everything feels bigger.
I get the hype now.
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Just down the road from us is small mosque that is filled to capacity on Fridays. We experience no problems from the attendees. None. The local white family down the road who like to shoot birds with catapults (among other nuisances) however...
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Oops. Ms Barber appears to consider herself more important than royalty.
Jun 12
Hi Frances, I know it was 4 yrs ago, but your memory lets you down. You asked to see me on the day that I attended the Privy Council to choose the next King of England.
My minion, as you called her, apologised & offered other dates.
Not a coward, just busy - like many womenπ
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These scum have formed a Sturmabteilung. Greatπ³π΅βπ«
Jun 11
A Nigerian migrant on his way home from work in Belfast is approached by the far right, who question him about being in Northern Ireland.
βWho told you to come to our country? You Fβ¦β¦g nβ¦β¦s need to go home!β
βYou banana eater.β
When is enough enough?
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On the plus side at least the wives and children will get a night off from the beatings, eh?
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Rwanda anyone?
Jun 11
A Muslim woman, who wishes to remain anonymous, sent me this video claiming that her white neighbour attacked her home with a sledgehammer and threatened to kill her children.
When Muslims and ethnic minorities take the necessary measures to defend their homes and families, they will be the ones demonised by the political establishment and media elite.
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Fragged by his own team.
Jun 11
βOh Bricky youβre so fine
Youβre so fine
You blew my mind
Hey Bricky
Hey Brickyβ¦β
Word has it that Brainy OβToolβs pal was absolutely mortarfied at what happened
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So, the Tates and Robinson are in Moscow at the same time like some convocation of cΓΌnts.
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CaptainSwing666 πͺπΊ retweeted
They are going to make those MAGA fuckers cry!π
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Why do I suspect that the black clothing is not a coincidence?
Jun 10
'Danny Tommo' in East Belfast last night.
The extent of far right involvement yesterday, after the appalling attack, is something the spotlight should be shone on.
@Searchlight_mag
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