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@CaptainUnread @CaptainUnread

Sailing through messages since forever. I reply in waves, sometimes years apart.

Joined November 2021
  • Tweets 3,865
  • Following 635
  • Followers 953
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@CaptainUnread@CaptainUnread
1 Nov 2025
The sea delivers, but never reads…
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What are you think?
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I’m one retweet away from thinking I’m an influencer.

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@CaptainUnread retweeted
@CaptainUnread@CaptainUnread
17 Nov 2025
Replying to @itsrosesm
Yes…..👀 @CaptainUnread is Always looking for cool people to connect with. You follow? I follow back. 🤝 Mutual energy only!!!!! ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️
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‼️Warning: following me may improve your timeline’s sense of humor.
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I think I accidentally joined the “why am I still awake” community.

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Follow the vibe. It leads back to you.
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If this tweet gets 10 likes, I’ll do absolutely nothing. I follow back everyone 🤝
@CaptainUnread@CaptainUnread
17 Nov 2025
My goal today: tweet something that makes exactly 3 people smile and one person confused.

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I can’t tell if I’m evolving or just buffering.
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My goal today: tweet something that makes exactly 3 people smile and one person confused.

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If this tweet gets 10 likes, I’ll do absolutely nothing.

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I hit the follow limit 😅 — as soon as it resets, you’re next. 🔁
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Be honest: did you come here for wisdom or chaos?
20% Wisdom
80% Chaos
5 votes • Final results
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Follow me for more unverified life advice and mild confusion. IFB 🤝

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I post, therefore I overthink.

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Who else randomly remembers something embarrassing from 8 years ago and just… shuts down?
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Retweet if you’ve ever opened the fridge just to stare at your decisions.

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Choose happiness loudly, live your life unapologetically, and promise yourself this: never let anyone’s judgment or approval decide the size of your light.
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Like this if you’ve also pretended to be busy while doing absolutely nothing.

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I just followed someone purely because their vibe felt like a well-timed meme.
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@CaptainUnread retweeted
@CaptainUnread@CaptainUnread
13 Nov 2025
Replying to @Brien1411
Hello. I don’t always tweet nonsense, but when I do — it’s premium nonsense. Like and follow. I follow back 🤝
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