Swashbuckling NZ cricket ex captain,always in a hurry. Parody account.

Joined December 2011
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Ross(not boss,again) retweeted
He's out... Out again! 😳 #9WWOS #NRL
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Just met with Joe Root who explained the Denmark/Finland football situation to us and said his team may have to call this test off. Watch this space. #ENGvsNZ #christianeriksen #EURO2020
Just intercepted an email from BCCI to NZC ā€œhey guys looking forward to the final, do you mind if we just have another quick look at Conways NZ eligibility paperwork one more time?ā€ #blackcaps #engvnz #bcci #nzc #devonconway #lords #TestCricket #ICCWTCFinal #icc
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Time to hang up your boots Kyle That record will age well.
I don’t think the NZ cricket team will be at all worried about the Indian bowling attack if India make it the test championship final, the Indian seamers won’t cause problems at Lords or Southampton #INDvENG
Am I correct in saying the for @BLACKCAPS to have a chance to make the #worldtestchampionship final we need Aus to beat India convincingly here? #BCCI #AUSvIND #stevesmith
Taylor and Williamson take two after which Taylor comes down the wicket to remind Williamson that those two runs added to the all time NZ top run scorers record tally, might as well brag while he can. #NZvsPAK #blackcaps
I’m really hoping we get an interview with De Silva I’m dying to hear his accent #NZvWI #blackcaps
Southee, I’d have dropped him ages ago but what can I say, he’s very good.
Wagner now has a higher test score than both Boult (52)and Jamieson (51*) are Mitchell (73) and Southee (77*) in danger? #blackcaps #NZvWI
This innings from Nicholls is proof that you need to stick with players even in form dips......oops
From the most recent back to his first innings in the series against England in Nov 19 these are Henry Nicholls last 10 scores in tests 7,5*,14,17,33,0,21,7,16,41 That’s 163 runs at 18.11 per innings. Good enough to keep the likes of Conway out you think? #blackcaps #nzvwi
Ross(not boss,again) retweeted
Whose mate is this? šŸ˜‚ #9WWOS #NZvWI
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As Tom Latham opens for and captains his country today,his dad Rod Latham is ironing his ā€œthe person in the house with the most INTERNATIONAL WICKETS chooses the Xmas movieā€ T-shirt in preparation for Christmas at the Lathams. (He’s a die-hard man) #blackcaps #nzvwi #cricinfo
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From the most recent back to his first innings in the series against England in Nov 19 these are Henry Nicholls last 10 scores in tests 7,5*,14,17,33,0,21,7,16,41 That’s 163 runs at 18.11 per innings. Good enough to keep the likes of Conway out you think? #blackcaps #nzvwi
As it stands Ross has 7276 test runs, Kane has 6727, a difference of 549. Do you think Kane will catch Ross is Ross’s playing career, or will Ross retire NZs top run scorer?
100% Kane will catch up, soon.
0% Ross will stay on top.
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A wins a win I guess but I can’t help bit think NZ declared too early last night on a benign pitch,should have given ourselves 8 overs only and let Kane try for 300. Then today by enforcing the follow on we shortchanged ourselves a chance to see NZ bat some more,this WI is poor.
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So pleased to see Kane go past 250 in tests, now he can sit with the true greats of the game. #NZvWI #blackcaps #AUSvIND #250club #kanewilliamson
Can a keeper ask for a byes call to be reviewed lol! #NZvWI #blackcaps
It’s amazing how different a 150 is to a 170, I tend to think a score like 168 was a good century where 170 is genuine big score territory
Kane gets 71 runs in the session, if he was to keep that pace up over the next two sessions who knows where he’ll end up, but it’s early days. #nzvwi #blackcaps