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Captain Z @Captain_Zeee

Retail slave.

Joined April 2011
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My absolute favourite thing about being in our street's WhatsApp group is that after someone's answered a question there will be 5 other people after that giving the exact same fucking answer. 🙃
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Not me baking a cake and savoury muffins like we're not in the midst of an egg shortage at the moment. 🙃
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Is Oktoberfest still a thing that happens in Cape Town?? I wanna go drink some beer and sing along with an Oompah band.
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Me: This sunshine is making me so happy!! Colleague: No. I really don't understand how people can love rainy, miserable, cold winter.
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Just dropped a 3/4 full glass jar of collagen. Fuck.

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Watched it drop in slow motion too. 🙃
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Even told myself to be careful not to drop it. 🙃🙃
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I knew Don't Worry Darling was gonna have some kind of a fucked up story but I never saw that twist coming.
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New season of Sex Education had me crying in every damn episode. Also, can't believe it's done. 😭
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My colleague was coughing up a lung all of last week and now I can feel the sickness creeping into my body ffs. At least today's a great day to be staying in bed. 🙃
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I had sushi from Checkers for lunch so...

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Hello hi a 5 year old just told me my hair always looks so beautiful so I guess I can pack up and go home now coz I am done!!

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Why is it always the most sickly sweet smelling perfumes that cling to you once the wearer has hugged you?? Now I smell like sweet puke 🤢
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Season 2 of Kevin Can F Himself is on Amazon except for the first 2 eps and WHHYYYYY!!!
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Medical aids will gladly take your money, no hassles, and then make you jump through a million fucking hoops when it comes time for them to actually pay for something. Bunch of fucking dicks!
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This morning instead of clamping down on a section of hair with my flat iron I got my hand instead and now there's a lovely little blister on my pinky knuckle, the same pinky that I burnt on the oven the other day. 🙃 Happy Tuesday.
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This rain needs to pack it up and move along now. Bring on the sunshine!!
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My brother blue ticked me on the birthday message I sent him. MY VERY OWN BROTHER. 🙃
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This sunshine today is fucking delightful!!
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My lunch had too much garlic in it. 🙃
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