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Programmer for hire - (mostly web-based) computer graphics, creative coding, games
Contract, permanent or consultancy
Training: groups or one-to-one
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RT @supertanskiii: @Arnie_Boyle @YorksRose_84 Security expert my arse, any “security expert” worth their daily would immediately identify t…
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Nigel’s poster is going viral
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Wow.... Where's my popcorn! 🍿😂
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Jun 12
Makes a big difference to some lives
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Amazing: KPMG wrote a report describing the successful use of AI by businesses. But the case studies turned out to be AI hallucinations.
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MAGA: “Fuck your feelings”
lefties: “Fuck your feelings too”
MAGA: “Noooooo, you cant do that”
Jun 11
modern leftism is just a permission structure to be as awful as humanly possible to other people all the time for no reason
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Made these Home Office posters informing citizens about some new rules that are being enforced in the #Filton case.
Print files can be downloaded below.
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I think anyone advocating the gallows should try it out for themselves just to make sure it works.
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The media really thinks you’re stupid.
Zack Polanski says, obviously, that vegetables for 7p is a sign of a broken system.
Farmers say that there’s a “race to the bottom on price” and Tesco is effectively “giving away” produce.
But look at the difference in the headline! Look at the number of comments!
If Zack Polanski said the sky was blue, the Telegraph would ask why the Green Party leader was so opposed to the colour red.
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