I tweet about Spurs and not much else #COYS
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7 Apr 2018
It’s so hard to have a poo in a pub nowadays because everyone occupies the cubicles by doing cocaine
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11 Nov 2022
Eleven years ago today was the eleventh of the eleventh two thousand and eleven #LestWeForget
10 Feb 2022
I hope PornHub never start having adverts like YouTube does! Imagine you’re on the brink of climax and you see “Ad starts in 5” pop up in the bottom corner and you end up spunking over an advert for fucking car insurance!
30 Sep 2021
What’s squid game about?
It’s basically Takeshi’s Castle but people die.
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26 Sep 2021
I had a great time, completely blown away by being the only person out of 15,000 who didn’t know every word to every song. His fans were awesome and totally hardcore!
And so impressed with ResortsWorld who made it super easy for my friend who uses a wheelchair, she loved it 😍
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7 May 2021
Do people take a picture of their push bike in preparation for the day that it gets stolen? Like anyone that has their bike stolen always posts a picture of it.. I don’t even have a picture of my car!
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12 Feb 2021
Does piss smell like sugar puffs or do sugar puffs smell like piss?
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2 Oct 2020
Joe Hart got a long ol’ neck hant he?!
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29 Aug 2020
Does anyone else base the price of things on how many beers you could buy instead?... “£70?! I can buy 18.7 pints with that!
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2 Jul 2020
Harry Kane when Mourinho tells him to get ready for next season
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25 Mar 2020
When I see more than 2 people hanging around in public during lockdown