Digital Designer. Currently in beta. My tweets are my own and may not represent my own opinions.
Joined October 2012
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27 Jul 2024
Why are so many fuckwit parents so insistent on ruining sport for kids. Wankerdad and Ted Lasso in his own dreams, running up and down the lines, yelling his moronic thoughts. CHAMP, they're six and their current best tactic is lining up on the goal line.
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18 Jan 2024
Whoop whoop I got today's #AFLFootyNames in 11 letters!
Game #37
🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥
🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟥
🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟥🟥
🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥
How many letters will it take you?
zerohanger.com/afl-footy-nam…
@zerohanger #FootyNames
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18 Dec 2023
PERFECT GAME!
I got today's #AFLFootyNames in 9 letters!
Game #5
🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥
🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜🟥🟥🟥
🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟥
🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥
How many letters will it take you?
zerohanger.com/afl-footy-nam…
@zerohanger #FootyNames
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Carl_GT retweeted
4 Oct 2023
Can we do the Chesterfield v Boro Semi final again too ?!! 🙏🤔
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6 Jul 2023
Elon losing his mind because he fired a bunch of people and they all got new (better) jobs at Meta is just the start I needed this morning. #threadapp
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Carl_GT retweeted
7 Jul 2023
Elon Musk is a dickhead and a dumbass.
Just because people have money, doesn't mean they're smart.
No one wants to pay for something that was FREE.
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2 Jul 2023
Sorry, Draco but you have to play by the rules of the game, even when they're not on your side
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2 Jul 2023
My enjoyment of a non U8's weekend was reduced somewhat by waking up at 6:30 on a Sunday anyway. #fuckeverything
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2 Jul 2023
I challenge anyone to recall their favourite or most exciting/extreme sex experience. Now imagine that @Athersmike is commentating it. #ruineditforyou
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24 Jun 2023
Good god some of these football parents are unhinged. Yelling at the under 8's to "fill the hole" for "the one that comes down the back." Your kid is currently chasing seagulls mate, give it a rest!
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Carl_GT retweeted
6 Jun 2023
decisions... decisions....🤔
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3 Jun 2023
I jokingly said the oval looked like a swamp but there's currently a heron in the centre square so maybe I was more right than I thought.
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3 Jun 2023
Just heard an under 8's footy coach instruct his charges to, "hunt in packs" and "remember your structures" No more Ted Lasso for you pal 🙄
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28 Mar 2023
Seems an odd decision to give a ref an international as his first ever game. "Friendly" or not #socceroos
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2 Sep 2022
Football yet to start, AFL finished up last night, nothing else for it but a weekend the beach!
This morning Producer Matt tried the #SPRITECHALLENGE! And the results were beyond our expectations. 😮💨
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