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Carl Johnson "CJ" @CarlJohnsonVIP
Joined March 2010
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Carl Johnson "CJ" retweeted
Drake@DrakeCoin
Jun 5
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Carl Johnson "CJ" retweeted
GTA 6 Updates
@gtasix_
May 11
GTA 6 Trailer 3 & Pre-Orders THIS WEEK.
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Yall beter enjoy your weekend, Monday will be here in thirty minutes. $CJ
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This is Aiden. He knocked on my door to ask if he could have a banana then left. $CJ
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Carl Johnson "CJ" retweeted
Carl Johnson "CJ"
@CarlJohnsonVIP
Mar 6
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
@realDonaldTrump please save the big booty Iranians, they are the Latina's of the Middle East $CJ
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when I die don't be kissing my forehead in the coffin with your ššŒoššŒksĻ…ׁׅckin lips. $CJ
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A wise man once, told his wife... nothing, because he was a wise man. $CJ
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If you're pregnant don't swallow bubblegum, it could stick to the baby's hair. $CJ
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you cant fix stupid, but you can cuff it $CJ
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yes my hat says FENTAnyl.. $cj
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This city ainā€™t old. Itā€™sĀ buffering.Ā Hear me out: every street got Wi-Fi from 1843, every coffee shop knows your order before you speak, and every bus arrives exactly when it wants - not late, not early. Thatā€™s not public transport. Thatā€™sĀ time management software. $cj
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We went from pandemic mode to WW3 lobby real quick motherf*cker. $CJ
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Carl Johnson "CJ" retweeted
The White House
@WhiteHouse
Mar 6
OPERATION EPIC FURY ā€¢ Destroy Iranā€™s missile arsenal. ā€¢ Destroy their navy. ā€¢ Ensure they NEVER get a nuclear weapon. Locked in.
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Just stole this plane, we heading straight to Jupiter Motherf*ckers, f*ck the moon or whatever you crypto nerds speak on. $CJ
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Rumour have it that Carl is back in Vice City this 2026.. The old flame is back, who's ready to light one up? $CJ
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To whoever stole my shoes and hi-vis vest. You can run but you can't hide. $CJ
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I'm going to start a religion with really big hats.. that way the Lord can't see what we're doing. $CJ
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They told me Iā€™d never make it out the hood.. now Iā€™m neighbour's with flamingos. $CJ
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