📚 WH Smith best selling author 🎤 International keynote speaker 👨💼 Own some businesses, do some charity work, serve on boards 🏡
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31 Mar 2023
Seeing as my blue tick is likely to be scrapped tomorrow by @Twitter , these words are a useful reminder of what may or may not be written on my gravestone:
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You’ve got no fans
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Carl Reader retweeted
11 Oct 2023
What happens when you invite Carl Reader to the #easyStoragePodcast? Laughter, excitement, and a shaky camera! Over the next few weeks, we will share some highlights filled with valuable insights for #franchisees and #entrepreneurs🎙️
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27 Sep 2024
Probably the most staggering thing I’ve heard about the pandemic.
26 Sep 2024
BREAKING 🚨The UK government had no plan for mental health during the pandemic. 1/8
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10 Aug 2024
🤣 lost my blue tick again. So I’m back to being “may or may not be notable”. Shows how often I check this thing.
31 Mar 2023
Seeing as my blue tick is likely to be scrapped tomorrow by @Twitter , these words are a useful reminder of what may or may not be written on my gravestone:
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10 Aug 2024
👀👀 reach out to matt directly
10 Aug 2024
Late notice, but I have some tickets available for the Southend vs York game in the East Stand this afternoon. Free to whoever wants them. Please help share. 🦐⚽️
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22 Apr 2024
Operating under the philosophy of "minimal interference, maximum benefit", the VAR system seeks to provide a way for "clear and obvious errors" and "serious missed incidents" to be corrected.
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21 Apr 2024
Should’ve been one of the greatest moments in FA cup history, but some bloke sat in a booth near the M4 with a fancy protractor said nah, your big toe is too big. Fcuk VAR & everyone who thinks it’s been good for this game #FaCup
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Carl Reader retweeted
12 Apr 2024
I've seen pictures of the fighting at Aintree. Amazingly they all appear to be wearing socks so maybe a corner has been turned. Next step is for them to get strides that fit properly.
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3 Apr 2024
Just adding a voice of reason to the Southend stuff. Why would a financier give their consent to a deal without the surety of planning / council approval?
I’m quietly confident that when one comes, the other will follow.
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4 Mar 2024
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3 Mar 2024
I swear if you close your eyes, you could convince yourself Mickey Mouse has just broken the 400m indoor world record for Netherlands…
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22 Feb 2024
lmao
ooh please sir put a pound in a bucket for me or i won't get paid this week bore off
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10 Jan 2024
When can we have the scoreboard back @SUFCRootsHall ? Nearly left at half time on Saturday after being confused shooting the wrong way. And with the 13 away fans in non league I forget that they’ve scored and look like a mug sending wrong updates to people. Joys of old age I guess.
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Carl Reader retweeted
2 Jan 2024
Earlier today we arrested a woman for suspected tax evasion after repeatedly selling her old clothes.
She claimed that she sold them for a fraction of what she had paid. Had paid tax on them when purchased with money she’d already been taxed on.
Investigations are ongoing.
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31 Dec 2023
Wow, I’ve just heard this news (late to the party) but yes, can only reaffirm the @HTFC_Supporters view. A passionate, dedicated and decent couple who don’t deserve this. Best wishes @PatChambers60 @nickypinks
16 Nov 2023
Glad to see that @PatChambers60 and @nickypinks have walked away from @GCAFCofficial. Genuinely nice, hardworking people. Didnt deserve the vile abuse from the section of support that seem to forget they’ve spend more of the last 12 years nearer the bottom than the top of step 2.
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31 Dec 2023
Love this @HungerfordTown - special club, special supporters. 🤍🖤 #AntiquesAndGrannies
31 Dec 2023
And finally let's finish 2023 with a song & it has to be
🎶Antiques n Grannies🎶 @HTFC_Supporters in full voice on Boxing Day
Thanks to Zoe Poynter for the video 🤍🖤
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16 Dec 2023
This was always the obvious answer - will allow us to compete at least at Championship level. Look at Luton!
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