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18 Oct 2022
I favor #DeliveredValue & customer-focused P3 Legal Services (Processified|Platformized|Productized). I’m a vocal critic of #LawLand #CLM #LegalTech #LawyerExceptionalism—if your approach or tool is truly different, set up a free meeting to prove me wrong. calendly.com/carrnext/60min

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Just got the second spam email from a bottom feeder PI “marketing professional” professing to have thousands of “qualified PI leads” for me. Here’s my response: “First, I’m retired. Second, I was a commercial/deal/international trade lawyer, not a PI bottom feeder.  Third, when I was in practice I was in-house — for the vast majority of my career. So, you did not “come across (my) firm.”  You, and the PI industry in general, are what’s wrong with the legal industry in America. It’s not about the customers, those that need legal help, or justice — no it’s about you intermediaries shifting income to yourselves — and extracting a tax from society for your enrichment. Referrals of “Qualified Injury Leads” should be against all ethical boundaries, banned and subject to criminal & civil sanctions. Fundamental legal reform will start when contingent fees are reasonable and are based on net not gross. When meritless claims are thrown out. When courts stop legal extortionists.  When the English Rule of loser pays is imposed.   Don’t ever contact me again.
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When did it become ok to replace the perfectly acceptable “color” with the affected & pretentious “colorway”? My new principle is to never order from a company describing men’s clothing offerings in “colorways”

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Compelling insightful, as we expect from Jordan! But what does this this mean for pricing? The accountability premium chargeable by an institutional provider law firm does not, or at least should not, reflect the activity to generate the output. In this case, what’s the #NewLaw business model for the firm? I for one, continue to believe that the model must reflect some form of Delivered Value — and in my world as a buyer that meant Effectiveness (were my customer goals related to outcomes/results met?), Efficiency (at or below the mutually agreed budget/cost) and Experience (as a customer, did my experience with the provider meet or exceed expectations?). In other words, DV=E3. open.substack.com/pub/jordan…

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$3500/hour? Truly outrageous. But I suppose “luxury good” pricing & conspicuous consumption applies. The reality is that rates across the spectrum will rise, further lifting the barrier to legal services when most customers are priced out to begin with. This is #LawLand hubris at its worst, but the blame lies with the corporate buyers from the same obliviot tribe. It’s supposed to be about the customer, not the lawyer. Blame also with the #BigLaw firms in same ridiculous arms race to irrelevancy through stratospheric associate salaries and billing rates. When the “enterprise” is a hotel for lawyers who bill by the hour, you’ve got to have stars—because it mistakes lawyers for the customer. When focused on real customers, you create & focus on teams that deliver E3 value (Effective—Efficient—Experience) wsj.com/business/lawyer-hour…
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“Innovation” in #LawLand is a big rock, up a steep hill, in a dark cave . . .
Replying to @CarrNext
This post strikes at the heart of why "innovation" in the legal sector often feels like it's moving through molasses.
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When the “enterprise” is a hotel for lawyers who bill by the hour, you’ve got to have stars—because it mistakes lawyers for the customer. When focused on real customers, you create & focus on teams that deliver E3 value (Effective—Efficient-Experience)
Lessons from Paul Weiss: Can Law Firms Afford a Star Culture? law.com/americanlawyer/2026/…
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We can “rewrite the rules to keep up”, but frankly, that’s not enough. We have to rewire the culture of law. The problem is not the practice of law, it’s the business of law. Unless and until the culture shifts away from protection and income redistribution to the intermediaries between those that need legal services and that which creates the need (aka lawyers and #LawLand) and moves to a truly customer focused delivery ecosystem, then we’re really just moving the deck chairs on the Titanic. Another Substack commentator in this space has pondered whether Clayton Christensen’s theory of disruptive innovation applies in law. To me, it’s not a theory, it’s a law. It’s only a question of timing. To date LawLand has successfully resisted disruptive innovation and has largely maintained the status quo. This has resulted in perpetuation of bespoke, highly curated, individualistic complexification of delivery systems that create ever increasing activity to generates revenue for the lawyer as opposed to serving the customer. In other words, the legal delivery system is focused primarily on the creation and perpetuation of disputes so that those most interested in answering interesting questions of law — a classic narcissistic intermediary — exact a intermediation tax from those that actually need the service/product. This in turn results in massive unmet latent demand as the true customers are simply priced out of the market for the services they actually need. The tools emerging today provide for P3 change (Processification | Platformization | Productization) for the vast majority of the legal needs by those accessing the delivery system today as well as that latent unmet demand. But it takes massive cultural shift in LawLand to get there — and I for one am not convinced that brownfield reclamation is possible. The massive active and passive resistance to cultural change is in the way. However, disruptive innovation will take place and those clinging to the past delivery system will change or die — my money is on the latter — as it has been for decades. The disruption is inevitable — however the timing remains uncertain. The defenders of LawLand are legion — the walls of the citadel are thick, the moats are deep. One doesn’t attack a citadel of this type frontally, no, you surround it,bypass it and starve it. As such, greenfield providers — true disruptors — are likely the ultimate answer. The disruptors need only proof of concept for the customers to defect, to vote with their fees. But that also requires the buyers — most of whom are from the same guild and suffer from the same professional narcissism to change themselves and accept that they are agents of the customer and that it is their fiduciary duty to demand disruption. As has been the case for some time — the answer to the problem is not difficult, but it is hard, very, very, hard because those with the power to solve the problem struggle with the necessary change to get there.
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8 Dec 2025
There isn’t a first year associate on the face of the earth that’s worth $225K bonus/year —— to a customer. So long as #BigLaw doesn’t charge customers for them, pay whatever you want. Well neigh time for customers to vote with their fees
BigLaw money is good. Also yearly reminder about law school -51% of lawyers report being stressed "most" or "all of the time" -30% of lawyers report "high-risk hazardous drinking" (i.e., in the range of alcohol abuse or dependence issues), more than 2x more than the wider educated workforce -11% of lawyers have thought about killing themselves during their career -28% report high levels of depression -Every state has a dedicated hotline supporting attorneys with substance use disorders and mental health issues. -In 2025, self-reported job satisfaction among lawyers was at its lowest level since Law360 started tracking it in 2021.
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8 Dec 2025
And if you argue that level of comp is required in the war for #LawLand talent, well, that’s a war your customers aren’t asking you to fight
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5 Dec 2025
Been making these points for 30 years while leading teams that demanded #DeliveredValue & achieving astounding results (33% reduction in total legal costs, increased NPS, while paying 107% on average to outside providers—even with 300% co growth!)
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25 Nov 2025
Another great post by Jordan Furlong—here’s the “money quote” so see my comment— open.substack.com/pub/jordan…
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7 Nov 2025
OK, let’s talk . . . Law firm mergers are never, ever, about the customer. They generally result only in irritating “cross-marketing” & increased rates. They benefit partners, not customers — yet another indication of #LawLand’s oblivitude.
Time To Talk Mergers — See Also abovethelaw.com/2025/11/time…
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29 Oct 2025
Perhaps, but customers don’t want litigation in the first place . . .
28 Oct 2025
Everybody In Biglaw Wants Litigators abovethelaw.com/2025/10/ever…
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29 Oct 2025
This isn’t positive—it’s simply more income redistribution to intermediaries. Enlightened customers want to prevent disputes altogether, dispose of them quickly if they arise, & then learn to avoid future disputes. After all, the best legal problem is the one you never have.
28 Oct 2025
Some of the largest and most profitable law firms are aggressively growing their litigation rosters.
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19 Oct 2025
My additions to Arnold’s plan: eliminate mail in ballots; replace with 1 national system of on-line & poll kiosk voting with dual factor authentication: eliminate polling & reporting early results until after last poll closes. Strict geographic grid districts—no gerrymandering
My plan would restore power to the people and restore confidence in our democracy. 74% want Election Day to be a holiday. 75% believe gerrymandering is a major problem. 83% support requiring an ID to vote. Get to work, Congress. Give the people what they want and need.
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