remotely funny / makes music
Joined August 2011
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5 Sep 2024
New Renault 17 electric concept
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Due to the sheer lack of compelling options, “Deadpool & Wolverine” is expected to top the box office in its sixth weekend of release. bit.ly/476PvlR
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johann sebastian bitch retweeted
13 Aug 2024
Just...
11 Aug 2024
what's the funniest tiktok video you've ever seen?
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johann sebastian bitch retweeted
7 Aug 2024
Twitter is healthy because its reading
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5 Aug 2024
idk how else to explain it but this is kind of my vibe
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johann sebastian bitch retweeted
29 Jul 2024
Happy 1 year to this absolute legend of collaboration @blkfootwhtfoot our song
Don’t Even Worry! Have you listened yet?
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johann sebastian bitch retweeted
27 Jul 2024
A giant 'Phantom Jellyfish' that traps its prey with 33 feet-long mouth-arms spotted off California coast
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27 Jul 2024
RT @VintageVault8: There are only 15 Palestinians competing in the Olympics this year because “israel” murdered 342 professional Palestinia…
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22 Jul 2024
hbd willem
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16 Jul 2024
Crying Contest - You Want It Darker
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13 Jul 2024
no, that’s $165 of shit from a butt
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12 Jul 2024
no (respectfully)
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4 Jul 2024
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28 Jun 2024
Cinderblock's first time on the treadmill trying to lose weight
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johann sebastian bitch retweeted
25 Jun 2024
The typical salary needed to become a homeowner in the United States is now $106,500 — an 80% increase from the $59,000 needed in 2020, according to Zillow.
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johann sebastian bitch retweeted
23 Jun 2024
Working so I can pay to hang out but can't hang out bc I'm working x.com/SOPHIESMSMSMS/status/1…
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24 Jun 2024
no wonder gnomes chill under here
23 Jun 2024
Under a mushroom cap. Thought everyone would enjoy this.
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