I write and edit words for @thepressurelife and @AztekWeb. Avid fan of fluffy creatures and tasty things.

Joined October 2010
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Alex Bieler retweeted
🚨 RT for a chance to win two tickets to our next THREE home games c/o @PilotFlyingJ! 🚨 Rules: brow.nz/aGWrkJ
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Well, that’s certainly a haircut.
9 Sep 2018
Business in the front, unsure about the middle, party in the back. James Conner's haircut is ... unique.
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Hey @Indians, if @Encadwin hits an inside-the-park home run but doesn’t fly the parrot, does it really count as a run? #indians #letsgotribe
If AT&T @Uverse was a football team, it'd be the Browns because they both let me down on a regular basis.
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Here's hoping for a Cleveland show. x.com/davidbazan/status/9155…

Full US tour to follow x.com/davidbazan/status/9155…
Alex Bieler retweeted
4 Sep 2017
Replying to @Catch20Q
@Catch20Q Bachelor Party in Cleveland!! @CarlyRose0711 @prezidenthoogs @AmigoEleven @bdsrx8 #ThisisCLE
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This is an above average play. x.com/mlbnetwork/status/8925…

😱😱😱 @Indians. #MLBNShowcase
12 Jul 2017
Of course @MrLapara has a multi-hit game in the #AllStarGame. Multi-hit games are what he does. @Indians
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Alex Bieler retweeted
HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS
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13 Jun 2017
Based on @joshuahenry20's biceps, I assume he punches Hamilton to death in their version of @HamiltonMusical. #NBAFinals2017 #DemBiceps
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"So why did the team decide to reacquire Davis?" "Prior experience and Pryor experience." #Jets #Browns x.com/nyjets/status/87026851…

1 Jun 2017
We've reacquired LB Demario Davis from the Browns via trade in exchange for S Calvin Pryor. DETAILS → nyj.social/2rXB5mK
18 May 2017
Not sure I've ever seen a crowd so excited about turning a 22-point halftime deficit into a 17-point 3rd qtr deficit. #CavsCeltics
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Take that, internet! x.com/davidskorepa/status/85…

Listen up Internet, you need this the most. x.com/aztekweb/status/850063…
I wrote a thing. It contains important advice on catching content mistakes. Also, random pop culture references. #nobodysperfect x.com/aztekweb/status/850063…

6 Apr 2017
Typos in content marketing matter more than you'd think. Here's why and how you can catch them: ow.ly/YQyd30aCRif #content
30 Mar 2017
I'm dropping Some Like it Hot and Snagglepuss references in a new blog post. My mother would be so proud.
27 Feb 2017
Linus Sandgren looks like the love child of Thom Yorke and Guy Pearce. #Oscars
19 Feb 2017
Me: "Have You ever seen The Hurt Locker?" Carly: "Is that the one with Sandra Bullock?" Me: "...No, that's The Blind Side." #closeenough
17 Feb 2017
Now the one kid is shouting "My Little Pony" while banging on a piano. I may die soon if he discovers that I'm home.