wet 'n wild faom partay.
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11 Jul 2018
Its fucked up they named a whole vineyard after Martha Stewart
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Richard Dawkins says that after spending three days interacting with Claude, which he calls “Claudia,” he is certain that it is conscious.
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Mar 5
It’s true
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Dated someone who thought chapstick and lotion use make your skin drier so you keep needing more of it. Thought Big Lotion was out to get him
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28 Dec 2025
Somehow I never noticed that Ashley Judd is watching Akira with her toddler at like 8am in Heat
28 Dec 2025
"I'm alone.. I am not lonely."
watching Heat tonight with the lights off and the sound cranked up and one of the best beers in the world
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27 Aug 2025
WE GOT SOME REEDS FOR MARKING CLAY TABLETS
CUSTOM COPPER DELIVERYYYY
I gotta BEEF with EA-NASIR
He was so rude to my servants you seeeee
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20 Apr 2025
At church today, we were doing the sign-of-peace handshake bit and i shook a guy’s hand. Then my toddler wanted to participate so i shook his, but he had just stuck his whole hand in mouth so i grabbed a wipe. Then that guy turns around from having greeted someone else to see me
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19 Apr 2025
This will be like when biden made Harris go to the border
18 Apr 2025
Trump is preparing to make JD Vance the “tariff czar” to deal with the rising prices and other problems that are about to arise because of their tariffs on China.
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