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I like to imagine theres an unknown and uncontacted village in the yukon somewhere made up entirely of european tourists who got lost
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My zoom background is the TNG bridge so every time my therapist logs on for our session he opens the hour by asking βHow are things on the Starship Enterprise?β and I just think thatβs so much better than βhow was this weekβ or βhow are you feelingβ
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Feb 12
I'm going to be really stoked when AI finally dies, and I haven't touched GPT or other agents a single time over the whole cycle
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Jan 17
nerds are my favourite candy because iβve always wanted to eat aquarium gravel and it takes the edge off
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Jan 16
they should make more cowboy style shoes in functionality that don't scream "douchbag walking" with the style accents
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βRunβ would be the funniest last words. Imagine youβre dying of old age, surrounded by family, and they lean in to your bedside expecting some final nugget of wisdom or expression of gratitude and you just whisper βRUN.β
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19 Nov 2025
I thoroughly approve of Miss Norwayβs costume in the Miss Universe competition.
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17 Nov 2025
books are so cool because there are NO FUCKING ADS IN THEM
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15 Nov 2025
at this point I think of half mast flags as just "they must have been to tired to get it up all the way" or "the rope probably frayed & wouldn't pass the top pully"
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7 Nov 2025
this would drive a reasonable and sane person to violence, what in the literal fucking hell are they doing to the burger, and why would you ruin good food like that
6 Nov 2025
No I'm with her cause wtf are you doing to my burger?!?! ππππ
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30 Oct 2025
People who make """assisted""" driving features that stomp on the brakes when you are doing something perfectly safe and which can't be disabled should be forced to recant their life's work and then shot
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22 Jul 2025
autistic people be like βwow the weather is perfect today!!β
ALT A heavily overcast sky casts a deep shadow onto the land beneath.
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27 Oct 2025
βBirds in the Eyewallβ would be a great band name.
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