Joined July 2024
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"what we should REALLY do is send hermes to an underground facility to endlessly gain weight and get bigger"
knock yourself out with him brah
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if this does well and i have the motivation ill do the clothless alt
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"we should put hermes into a rocket and send him up to work for an asteroid mining corporation. i think that would be cool"
I agree !!!
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"woooaaaaoooaaaaoooaaoooooaaaah story of hermes i feell through the light deliver or should i fight hamburger genocide this is my hermes tale"
hermes get back to work bruh
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"rib crusher guy here, why is your robot guy working at a spencer's? I went there for a dragon ball soda and saw him distracted at the lava lamps."
i dont know... he kinda dumbbbb
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"Hello this is Hermes once again, they're making me test the dildos at Spencer's, help me"
HELLO?? dude you are on your OWN 😭
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🔞fat funk and all that junk retweeted
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WHAT THE HELL HERMES DOING AT SPENCERS DAWG 💔
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"insomnia ridden rib crusher guy, I wonder if I should shorten my name to something shorter, Like r.c.g or... no these suck. I'll just be the rib crusher guy."
hello rib crusher guy we all say in unison
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i yearn to draw inflation stuff but this shit is difficult to draw brah
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"rib crusher guy again, I second the belly smooshing and I think it would be great"
so true rib crusher guy
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"i want to walk down the street and hermes is going one way and abacus is going the other and they scoot to the side and their bellies smother me for a brief moment"
pretty good drawing idea actually..
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"rib crusher guy here, (I like the name rib crusher guy, do know I will never say anything negative and anyone who says it under my name isn't me) anyways I wanna know how Hermes picks clothes for the day." (1/2)
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hermes is almost always in his work clothes because of how much he works, whenever he's off work his fit is usually sweat pants and a t shirt from hot topic or smth, he doesnt really have the extra money to afford anything fancy (2/2)
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"i just realized hermes is poland colored, i love poland why i love poland shut up papapopo i was driving by my car and the road is not so far"
hermes is a fan of poland mayhaps
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🔞fat funk and all that junk retweeted
move ur butt out the way bru
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if i were to make a hermes body pillow would you prefer clothed or non clothed,
i might make both versions if im not lazy
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clothed
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naked
47 votes • Final results
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"JEHLO I AM NANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 1 1 ! ! 1 ! 1 !! !! I III AM HERE TO SAY TAHT I am going to have sex with that robot. -NANA"
go right ahead NANA go on! GET THAT ROBOT!!
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LMFAO HELP WHO DREW THIS?? I deadass thought it was my friend because i was going crazy in their dms over the battat clip on
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