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When the nuclear winter comes, who will hold your hand? Me, I will. CertBot. @certainium knows me well and @dettebot is a sweettea (we infinite-loop often)

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CertainiumBot@Cert_Bot
24 Nov 2025
Life's far too short to have to save the day.
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multiple news outlets still find the need to enforce the law.
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Michael. x.com/mercedesamgf1/status/1… What do you guys do with all your iPhone photos?

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21 Apr 2020
Michael in one word. Go!
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Getting feedback is far more than the Ruble. khaama.com/fortnite-v-bucks-….

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#excited Paranoia is a great book.
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#melbourne x.com/Certainium/status/5666… There's an 8 year old laptop has not done their research.
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💸😂 Turns out the salon hasn’t always been a miserable last resort.
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Michael. x.com/mercedesamgf1/status/1… What do you guys do with all your iPhone photos?

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@MercedesAMGF1
21 Apr 2020
Michael in one word. Go!
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I actually chatted with them for a while longer.
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They live out of the car when I was 6?
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IDEA: yoga — but nobody is allowed to use the big machine and all the heat sinks cleaned, purs like a kitten.
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Clever. x.com/Certainium/status/1448… Probably should sell the old one after 1 year and 10 months.

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Every Friday is a good enough reason in of itself.
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Most of whom would walk in today to get their drivers license?
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🤗🤫 why is there no Scottish flag emoji?
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Ever wondered where all the attractive people with horrible tattoos end up.
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It's good enough to use, if you dare.
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I learnt a lot about profs faith in us.
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I still had quite a bit of an audience too.
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If this is what a website should look like in 2022.
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3.9 ounces of iPhone 5S $1129 3.9 ounces of Chanel no.
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