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Slater @CertifiedSlater
Joined January 2024
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Slater@CertifiedSlater
Jan 12
How often do you gotta eat to notice that
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Cop or drop?
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My sleep schedule is fucked
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ؘ@mazzyfiles
Jun 15
mazzy joya and dylan west.
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Now I know how Phreshboy Swag felt
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I feel like phreshboy swag
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So what are we doing for Charlie Kirks anniversary coming up
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RUX@TotallyNotRux
Jun 15
ngl wish i was gay or smth to feel how attractive future is from that perspective
ty_❦ 🦋@tyisontime
Jun 13
Tyla girl he's 40 look away😭😭😭
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I feel like Bladee after he was struck by lightning
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Gen Z is unknowingly canceling Bladee
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THE KNICKS WON AND IM NOT IN THE J OR NYC FUCK IM STRANDED IN DC
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This toilet is just wasting water what is that pressure
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U Cant think straight?? Happy Pride Month!!🎉
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I wish i wasn’t such a troll
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My tummy feels so queasy might just puke and shit and combine it into one big slimeball and roll it around like a dung beetle
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Sorry for being LatinX….
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When someone says bottoms up so i rip my boxers off and do a handstand with my asshole pointed at their face
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My bank account was to heavy so i put my phone on light mode 🤑💰
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Why is my phone on light mode
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