He/Him/Yinz
Joined January 2008
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3 Mar 2023
Peace out, Twitter. I had a blast, lotta laughs, but, well… you know
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2 Mar 2023
Don’t play fast and loose with my heart, Congress
2 Mar 2023
After hitting a brick wall in the House last year, a bill to make daylight saving time permanent in the U.S. has been reintroduced in the Senate.
trib.al/BvjZvPv
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1 Mar 2023
Man, this was so much fun. We talked about so much from radio to credit scores to where the name Chachi even came from… Give a watch/listen to the @cpmhof podcast with @darkerpodcast
youtu.be/ZLPqlCcpTps
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27 Feb 2023
Check my rings!?
It’s 7am, Apple Watch…
I charge you. You need me.
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25 Feb 2023
I’m glad my father in law at dinner is not the same father in law I see on social media
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25 Feb 2023
Death, taxes, and this.
25 Feb 2023
The truck driver allegedly disobeyed multiple warning signs and managed to badly wedge the trailer underneath the railroad bridge. fox43.com/article/travel/tra…
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23 Feb 2023
Sure, the DMV is bad... but have you ever tried to REGISTER A CHILD FOR KINDERGARTEN?!
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22 Feb 2023
Having a bad day? Get a god damn burrito and kick them nasty thoughts
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22 Feb 2023
Is that a lot?
22 Feb 2023
A federal court in New York on Tuesday convicted Mexico’s former head of internal security, who was accused of engaging in a criminal enterprise, making false statements, and conspiring to distribute 58 tons of cocaine. trib.al/zRmHDr2
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21 Feb 2023
This is an @nbcsnl skit waiting to happen…
“Okay, let’s go the questions. This from Dave in Blawnox… ‘yeah, why yinz suck all of a sudden!?’ … Uh, Metz, you wanna take that one, Bud?”
21 Feb 2023
Let’s get some questions in for #TweetTheOl29er! Send us or @Brian_Metzer your Q’s and hopefully we’ll have some A’s for you during the 2nd intermission!
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20 Feb 2023
Just swatted a wasp.
In PA
It’s Feb 20th
In PA
Just swatted a wasp.
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20 Feb 2023
Nurses: can we have a raise?
Wellspan: no
Nurses: why is that?
Wellspan: *shoves hot dog in face* …’cause.
20 Feb 2023
Hey fans! We're now WellSpan Park! 💙 We had a lovely event this morning unveiling our new ballpark name. Thank you to our @WellSpan friends for making this happen. We can't wait to kick off this season with you! Who's ready for baseball?! Link in bio for more name info! ⚾️
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