Joined October 2022
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The bar when I arrive:
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Jun 13
San Diego boy encounters East Coast weather: dies.
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Jun 13
You never know when you’re in the presence of a Crumbl American
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Jun 13
- Flight was delayed 8 hours - Switched gates four times. - Visited three lounges - Sat on the tarmac for two hours - Drank a $51 margarita (it was very good) ->Finally on my way to [redacted] and have my gin and tonic. Ultimately I won because I am kind and pure of heart.
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Jun 12
Oddly prescient in hindsight
Jun 12
Dicked down in Dallas, etc
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Jun 12
Hey @AmericanAir my flight to Montreal was supposed to leave Dallas five hours ago and yet I’m still on the tarmac.
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Jun 12
I’m having a good dick day. Maybe even a generational dick day.
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Jun 12
Here is my definitive ranking of all the Admirals Clubs at DFW 1) Concourse C - postmodernism and eames chairs The other four are trash.
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Jun 12
I’m beginning to think many of you lack a certain bronze age mindset
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Jun 12
Dicked down in Dallas, etc
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Jun 12
You’ll never guess where I am
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Jun 12
In Quebec they call it TSA precheque
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Jun 11
European money is confusing because nobody makes any money and yet they can also seemingly afford to spend a month in the US renting cars and staying in hotels.
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Jun 11
Guy who designed this: “I played a lot of Halo in the mid 2000s and I was like what if I made that real life. Then I had some intern write some bullshit about how it’s symbolic of stuff people care about.”
An early look at the @GWOTMF memorial planned for Washington, D.C, released today. It's planned on what are now athletic fields at the corner of Henry Bacon Drive and Constitution Avenue, near the Lincoln Memorial and Vietnam Veterans Memorial.
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Jun 11
You don’t really see guys who would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling kids anymore.
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Jun 11
Did we ever figure out what they meant when they called that guy the ASU frat leader? Like was he an officer or was he just a leader by virtue of his frame? What did they mean by that?
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Jun 11
Let me put my photos in you
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Jun 10
do you think peoplecall him Pete? like "I just had lunch with Pete Thiel."
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Jun 10
I need to be called big dog right now or I may, in fact, die.
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Jun 10
somehow I doubt that people ask this
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Jun 10
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
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