Cranky chonky mustachioed tortie š Furbaby of @jendgerdes and @dad_chai š¾ Living my best life with hyperesthesia š„ Tail fashion maven āļø #hedgewatch š¦
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May 10
Iāve had recent tail surgery, so hereās updated info on my health condition.
If you think your kitty may have #hyperesthesia, feel free to ask anything. There are ways to treat it!
#felinehyperesthesia #twitchycat #twitchycatsyndrome
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In a brilliant maneuver, Mom relocated my favorite blanket to the window right at the bottom of the stairs. Iāve settled in quite comfortably, but canāt promise I completely given up my position on the landing just yet.
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I CAN EFFECTIVELY RULE THE ENTIRE HOUSEHOLD FROM MY LANDING! Except for Daddy nap time. Iāll come down for a YELL GIRL MONDAY Daddy napā¦
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I came downstairs for a Daddy nap, because I canāt miss an opportunity to snuggle with him!
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Day 7 of the landing standoff and Iām longing to join in family activities again. I wasnāt feeling well yesterday, but hopefully today will be a better day. Itās Dadās day off, so Iāve got a Daddy nap I need to get downstairs for!
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Jun 14
When Momās hurting, Iām hurting. We both have arthritis sensitive to weather. With storms rolling in, I havenāt ventured from the blanket much. Iāll be getting a little extra gabapentin todayā¦
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Jun 14
Day 6 of the landing standoff finds me politely waiting for my morning meds. I went downstairs a couple times yesterday and I wasnāt scared of anything!
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Jun 14
OMGEEE! I just set the best belly trap EVER! I got BOTH of Momās hands simultaneously and was able to get in several solid bunny kicks! Mom said she had to go downstairs and put knee-oh-sporn on her hands and arms. I maintain full control of the landing.
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Jun 13
Decided to come down from the landing and demanded lots of attention from Mom. First time since since The Sneaky Toe Incident that Iāve snuggled in Momās leg tent!
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Jun 13
Day 5 of the landing standoff is off to a late start, with me reluctant to emerge from under my favorite blanket. I hope to gain more concessions from the humans today, as well as continue operations to slowly reclaim territory on the main floor.
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Jun 13
I turned 180Ā° under my blanket. I see no reason to exert any more effort than that on a #Caturday.
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Jun 13
Single rider here! Does anyone have room in their rollercoaster car? Iām scared to go alone! #hedgewatch #hwcafe #pride
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Jun 13
Woohoo!!! Entering the portal from to US East Coast headed to the UK for a special #pride #HWcafe! See everypaw soon!
#hedgewatch
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Jun 13
Oh no! Iām late for #HWcafe! Better jump through the portal in Momās computer and get dressed on the way to the UK!
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Jun 12
Iāve been downstairs for two whole hours! Most of it has been wandering around sniffing stuff, but I just decided to flop out with my belly out at the site of The Sneaky Toe Incident. Iām reclaiming my territory!
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Jun 12
Apparently, two hours was my limit. I have retreated back to the landing to decompress atop my favorite blanket.
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Jun 12
Starting Day 4 of the landing standoff in a foul mood. I am a kitty who appreciates cozy comfort, of which the landing offers none. I havenāt had a good nap in what feels like ages. Withholding proper bedding seems like a tactic the humans are using to lure me down from my post.
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Jun 12
Mom put my favorite blanket up on the landing for me! Naturally, I ignored it and came downstairs (temporarily) to sniff the location of The Sneaky Toe Incident that triggered my extended stay on the landing.
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Jun 12
After a magic ear massage, under the protection of Momās shoes and some emotional support trash, I decided to relax a little in the living room. This is a big step for me!!!
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