Iβm better on paper in every conceivable way. (I/Me They/Them)(NDNT)
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3 Jun 2020
A canned response for Trolls, Bots, and Redhats.
Feel free to copy and paste.
Paste, then Mute.
Let them shout into the void.
3 Jun 2020
Dear sir or Madam,
We have considered your opinion and found you to be trash.
In order to continue being relevant you must contribute something of value.
Regrettably You do not meet this standard.
You will now be muted and your existence forgotten.
Thank you for your time.
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28 Aug 2024
And just like that, all media outlets stopped talking about the age and mental capacity of presidential candidates.
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29 Aug 2024
BREAKING: In a shocking announcement , Donald Trump said he will fire Americaβs leading Generals and replace them with MAGA Generals. This is what fascism looks like. Retweet to make sure all Americans see this.
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28 Aug 2024
Hey @tiktok_us
βGaylord entertainmentβ is the name of a corporation. Not a hateful slur. This is why you need humans instead of bots.
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27 Aug 2024
If you plan to vote green, go fk yourself.
Youβre just helping fascists win.
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Just when I thought I couldn't read a worse take on this flaming trash heap of a hell site; YIKES
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26 Aug 2024
Wyoming has only 600K people and has 2 U.S. senators.
California has 40M people and has 2 U.S. senators.
How fucked up is that?
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25 Aug 2024
If your ceiling looks like this you donβt have to worry about Kamalaβs capital gains tax
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25 Aug 2024
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25 Aug 2024
The reason women always go to the bathroom in pairs.
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26 Aug 2024
If you can thread the pin through the needle, why not just run the thread through? Is Khaby Lame making a video of this yet?
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25 Aug 2024
That mosque was 16 times older than the state of Israel itself.
This is a crime against humanity.
24 Aug 2024
BREAKING:
The Israeli army destroyed the historic Grand Mosque in Khan Younis, Gaza.
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25 Aug 2024
Iβm fully muzzled now it appears.
Sorry to keep asking but please β€οΈ if youβre seeing this.
I think @elonmusk is controlling the narrative β and thatβs basically creating fake news and spreading misinformation.
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25 Aug 2024
A hill I will die on:
I donβt think education should be left to the states. It should be standardized. Every student deserves and needs the same resources. We need to be on one accord.
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25 Aug 2024
When a Presidential candidate can win the popular vote by 8 million votes, and then still lose because of the Electoral College.
Then itβs far beyond time to get rid of the Electoral College.
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25 Aug 2024
Everyone knows that millions of people illegally storm over the border, and the first thing they do is register to vote so the government knows exactly where they are.
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25 Aug 2024
Had an interesting exchange on Reddit that tells you everything you need to know about conservatives.
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24 Aug 2024
The Republican Party
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