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Craig Matthewson @Chalkwizard
Joined June 2010
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De Montfort University, is it THEM again?
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My child's school is arranging 'lockdown drills' we didn't have these when I was at school, we also didn't have illegal immigrants.
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Remember this when the jury finds them not guilty!
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Why do we allow drunk people on aeroplanes? In an emergency, in a confined space they're a hazard.
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Just left the motorway and onto edgeware road in London, first impressions - it stinks of weed.
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#jeremyvine 'Iqbal Mohammed's wonder why he's against the ban on cousins getting married.....
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#jeremyvine utter rubbish, there's few women in construction because they can't physically manage it, certainly not long term and very few want to do it.
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My Twitter feed ( I will not call it X) was great for a few days and now it's gone back to normal, I don't understand what happened.
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Why don't we just have a referendum. Should we A. Continue to allow in Immigrants and house them in Hotels feed and clothe them at public expense while they await their Asylum hearing, or B. Just send them straight home?
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“I @Chalkwizard accept @PotNoodle’s very real and genuine apology following their slurp ads. I hereby seek cash compensation from the £10K Pot Noodle Compensation Pot for this whole ordeal. #ad”
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Well done, I was going to use Arena Tyres today but when I checked they were inside your ridiculous CAZ, decided to go elsewhere, you've lost them business.
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Just a quick reminder that a man in a dress isn't a woman, thanks for your time.
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Craghoppers@CraghoppersUK
26 Nov 2021
Feeling lucky? #BlackFriday #Win a recycled fleece in a colour of your choice. To enter: ✅ Follow @CraghoppersUK 🔁RT this post 💬Comment which colour you want #craghoppers Winner announced today at 17:00. T&Cs apply.
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Iceland for the win #Eurovision
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The Game Collection
@game_collection
21 May 2020
COMPETITION TIME! FOLLOW US AND RETWEET to win a copy of 'Maneater - Day One Edition' on PS4 or Xbox One! Winner announced on TUESDAY 26/5/20 at 3pm! 🎮🦈 #competition #giveaway #maneater #ps4 #xboxone
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She's arrived #andertonsmademedoit
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#Crufts #Drago
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#northtynesidecouncil I'd just like to thank you publicly for replacing the 2 broken flagstones outside my parents house which, were a trip hazard. Of course I'm not sure covering their driveway with shit was part of the plan though, knobs!
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Venom UK@VenomGamingUK
17 Feb 2020
FLASH #GIVEAWAY - We found an unclaimed, sealed copy of Fallout 76 for Xbox One in our marketing drawers! To win, make sure you're following us (@VenomGamingUK), reply telling us what you're playing this half term, then retweet! We'll draw the winner on Friday afternoon 😃
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Craig Matthewson retweeted
The Game Collection
@game_collection
18 Feb 2020
COMPETITION TIME! FOLLOW US & RETWEET to enter our DOOMSDAY giveaway and be in with a chance to win a FREE pre-order of 'DOOM ETERNAL' on the format of your choice! 👹🔥 WINNER ANNOUNCED TOMORROW 19/2/20 AT 12PM! Good luck, Slayers...
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