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Joined January 2015
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No tiny sandwich is safe.
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For Season 18 psss holders of the NoSleep Podcast. My body horror short "Overtime" is featured in Suddenly Shocking Vol. 16!
Brace yourselves for bite sized morsels of delicious terror…only for s18 passholders #horror #podcast #SaturdayMorning #shocking #NowPlaying
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Bet Rishi's fuming that his team didn't brief him about what a homeless person is.
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Feel like if someone made up a conspiracy theory about how Ladbaby gets to number one I could be tempted down the alt right pipeline.
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Decent people at Rooster Teeth seem to be as scarce as hen's teeth.
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I would prefer it if Santa knows when I am sleeping and sees when I'm awake.
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Why does Sam sprinkle glitter while hugging Liam Neeson?
They should have gunned Sam down for running through airport security like that.
It's a good job for Alan Rickman that saying "I am so in the wrong" makes up entirely for cheating on his wife.
The guy in Love Actually who is in love with Keira Knightly is a fucking creep. He definitely touched himself while watching the wedding video.
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Ghost write the WIP
I hope I have this much fun when my water flosser arrives.
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I can't tell what's real anymore.
15 Nov 2022
Welcoming back Ligma & Johnson!
For sale: baby shoes, never worn. My wife cheated with Bigfoot. #twosentencehorror
I might get a lot of flack for this, but since Twitter is about free speech now I might as well just say it. I like IGN.
Marvel fatigue is so 2021. It's all about Tory leadership election fatigue now.