Ramblings about the charts for fun and profit. A "nasty piece of work". Who are all these people who go "No DMs"? I wish people messaged more, frankly.
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But not the paedophile riddled Bluesky
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π§πΆ James Masterton π«΅π«΅π«΅ retweeted
Chart-topping news: Taylor Swift's 'I Knew It I Knew You' from Toy Story 5 soundtrack hits No.1, her seventh overall. Find out more in this week's Chart Watch UK. #UKCharts #TaylorSwift
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Yes, Scotland won and everything. But sneaking a 1-0 win over the group minnows is going to bite them on the arse if qualification comes down to goal difference.
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"Subject to broken fingernail".
EMMA RADUCANU IS A FINALIST AT THE QUEEN'S CLUB π
#HSBCChampionships
ALT graphic showing Raducanu beat Jovic 2&2
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A football tournament reminds me that it is 12 years to the week since Ed Miliband was forced into a series of absurd grovelling apologies for this promotional shot.
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Prince Andrew tried that and it hasn't worked out for him.
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BBC: βWhat advice did David Hockney give to you?β
BBC Guest: βEnjoy life and fuck everyone.β
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π§πΆ James Masterton π«΅π«΅π«΅ retweeted
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James Corden being called a βfull kit w****rβ live on Fox.
Thierry Henryβs reaction is sensational π
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Canada's head coach is Jesse Marsch, and I'm pleased he found a role in life after the Streethawk project was axed.
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The lady singing the Canadian national anthem looks like Alanis Morissette, only older.
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The bloke playing the Bosnian anthem looks like Jack Nicholson, except younger.
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Facebook's current outage has apparently also taken out Instagram. But curiously not WhatsApp.
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A tournament England famously didn't qualify for on nothing more than goal difference. Italy went to Argentina because they gave the group minnows a bigger walloping than we did.
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ITV World Cup Qualifier
Wednesday 16th November 1977
LIVEβ¦.7:30-9:45pm
England 2-0 Italy
Commentator Brian Moore
#WorldCup #FIFAWorldCup
#England #Italy
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Imagine if we'd been at a world cup with Keegan at his imperial best. Instead we only went to one where he was a cripple.
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News At Ten barely able to contain their pleasure at actually getting on air tonight.
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For those wondering, the ITV World Cup studio is here.
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The "loft apartment" is a custom built structure on the roof of a building that used to be the Jehovas Witnesses' headquarters.
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π§πΆ James Masterton π«΅π«΅π«΅ retweeted
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Is this so when people google βSNP Β£400,000β looking for the Peter Murrell embezzlement scandal, they find this instead?
Just seems an odd number to donate considering itβs the exact figure Murrell stole.
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NGL my main interest in the World Cup will be watching matches with weather delays to see how much it makes the schedules fall apart.
Will the BBC or ITV cut to standby fillers if there's no prospect of play for an hour.
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Ella Langley now has three songs in the US Top 10.
More than Drake.
More than Olivia Dean.
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