My name isn’t Jeff. Also I’m not that chatty.

Joined April 2013
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How did my Auntie Irene get onto the main stage at #Glastonbury ?
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Just switched the darts on and the first thing I heard was Wayne Mardle shouting and it made me so happy
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If you are unhappy with the shitty changes @OfficialPDC have made to the Euro tour, the best way to show this is to cancel your subscription to PDCTV
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When all your practice actually pays off and you absolutely smash it in the opening game of the new @GDL180 season 💪
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Cor! Dekker!
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People on twitter will argue over absolutely anything.
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Having to carry Peter Wright like this can’t be good for Gary Anderson’s back.
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Back to back cup wins tonight in @gdl180 including my highest ever average. Absolutely buzzing!
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Footballers if they were cunts: Joey Barton
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#WSDC2024 struggling to get my head round the fact Richie Burnett is about 7 years younger than Keith Deller.
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Used to tape all the Steve Wright total recall Arnie sketches back in the day, had me in absolute stitches. Keith and Mick also fondly remembered. Sad news today.
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Yet again I have to watch the darts on a dodgy stream because it’s way more reliable than ITVs own embarrassingly shit app.
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If only there was a word that rhymes with his name to describe how Peter Wright is playing 🤔#mastersdarts
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Replying to @campbellwpaul
@campbellwpaul don’t want to be ‘that guy’ but there’s an error on your quiz - it’s the world matchplay Phil Taylor won 16 times in Blackpool, not the World Championship.
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Ah ignore me, it’s already been updated to a different question
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Wasn’t expecting when I woke up to end up getting goosebumps watching Rick Astley singing ‘please please please let me get what I want’ at @glastonbury but here we are.
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Sparks - utterly joyous. Still smiling #Glasto
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Hate Liverpool. Always have, always will. But that reaction to the national anthem was glorious. Fair fucking play lads 👏👏👏
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#ImWithGary And if you are too please don’t watch MOTD tomorrow.
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Andrew Gilding for the Premier League or we riot
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The worst part of the Zahari letter is when he talks about escaping persecution in his home country, when he is now a prominent member of a party that is actively and gleefully trying to stop that.
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